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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Wait . . . everhope . . . did you just reply to your own post with a Shatnerian soliloquy on something or other?

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You'll notice if you watch the video carefully (although really, who could stand to do that?) that when Trump moves, his hair takes a half-second to catch up.

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That's Plan 9 from Outer Space, but who's counting?

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Actually, 100, but who's counting?

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Actually, Data was the best, most human character of the entire series. A robot trying to learn to be human.

Just like Ted Cruz.

Mahousu's avatar

I was, on July 23, 2015, which is when this article was written.

sherrdbw's avatar

I loved H R Puff n Stuff. Wasn't he a weed head? Oh wait, that was Puff the Magic Dragon.

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"To be effective, you need both heart and mind."

Well, there it is. Cruz isn't effective because he has neither.

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Let me correct you:Kirk. Is. Thebestcaptain.

arglebargle's avatar

The only way to stop a good guy with a prime directive is with a republican. Or something like that.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Maybe a Trekkie (Trekker? Trekhead?) can explain something:

How does Picard have a totally French name but a British accent?

This has always mystified me whenever I think about it, which is once every five years or so.

Rick Hill's avatar

I'm sure he identifies very well with the President from Hunger Games.

sherrdbw's avatar

Not even his momma.

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Please Lord, don't let my first love, Captain James Tiberius Kirk, be a republican. Don't be that cruel.