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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Wait . . . everhope . . . did you just reply to your own post with a Shatnerian soliloquy on something or other?

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

You'll notice if you watch the video carefully (although really, who could stand to do that?) that when Trump moves, his hair takes a half-second to catch up.

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

That's Plan 9 from Outer Space, but who's counting?

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Actually, 100, but who's counting?

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Jena-Auerstedt's avatar

Actually, Data was the best, most human character of the entire series. A robot trying to learn to be human.

Just like Ted Cruz.

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Mahousu's avatar

I was, on July 23, 2015, which is when this article was written.

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sherrdbw's avatar

I loved H R Puff n Stuff. Wasn't he a weed head? Oh wait, that was Puff the Magic Dragon.

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sherrdbw's avatar

Or Roger Rabbit.

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Rick Hill's avatar

"To be effective, you need both heart and mind."

Well, there it is. Cruz isn't effective because he has neither.

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Or "wit"

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Rick Hill's avatar

Let me correct you:Kirk. Is. Thebestcaptain.

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arglebargle's avatar

The only way to stop a good guy with a prime directive is with a republican. Or something like that.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Maybe a Trekkie (Trekker? Trekhead?) can explain something:

How does Picard have a totally French name but a British accent?

This has always mystified me whenever I think about it, which is once every five years or so.

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Rick Hill's avatar

I'm sure he identifies very well with the President from Hunger Games.

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sherrdbw's avatar

Not even his momma.

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sherrdbw's avatar

Please Lord, don't let my first love, Captain James Tiberius Kirk, be a republican. Don't be that cruel.

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