Yeah, we've got a local nude beach that we go to, and from the forums for beach-goers, I'd bet a bunch are Conservative or Libertarian. Hardly a Socialist or even Liberal paradise.
If Ted Cruz ever fully disrobed in his life he would reveal that he is a byproduct of the Campbell’s Soup corporations experiments with alien potato DNA. What once was a noble attempt at using space vegetables and Matt Damon turds to solve the hunger crisis gained sentience with a sense of moral superiority, went to Harvard, and never learned how to make a friend. It’s why he consumes 30 cans of soup a day it is the life giving SLURRY
Ted Cruz spotting a nudehttps://c.tenor.com/3AUnMaJ...
Didn’t they make a movie about that where if people viewed a video of a day at a nude beach with a naked Ted Cruz (the horror!) in it they died an excruciatingly painful and humiliating death?
I never thought this would happen to me but then I’ve never seen myself naked except when frying bacon on my howitzer muzzle. Coincidentally…~Raffie “Are There Nude Beaches In Cancùn?” Cruz
Cruz just has a sad that everyone who sees him naked loses their lunch. Including his wife, allegedly.
Yeah, we've got a local nude beach that we go to, and from the forums for beach-goers, I'd bet a bunch are Conservative or Libertarian. Hardly a Socialist or even Liberal paradise.
Bugs Bunny is a crossdresser!
If Ted Cruz ever fully disrobed in his life he would reveal that he is a byproduct of the Campbell’s Soup corporations experiments with alien potato DNA. What once was a noble attempt at using space vegetables and Matt Damon turds to solve the hunger crisis gained sentience with a sense of moral superiority, went to Harvard, and never learned how to make a friend. It’s why he consumes 30 cans of soup a day it is the life giving SLURRY
Ted Cruz spotting a nudehttps://c.tenor.com/3AUnMaJ...
If Ted Cruz isn’t a nevernude, he really should be
Nononononono
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"The wrong prople?"
Fuck that soup nazi.
I think Ted Cruz really really really wants to go to the nude beach himself, but he’s afraid to because of all the liberal crimes being so scary.
Well, Ted Cruz is providing free publicity for nudist beaches now. Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
That's one self-loathing mf
Not for Ted! He had JJ Arms install a shooter cannon in his private conservative rectal area so he can shoot the shit wherever he goes.
Mystery solved! That must be why he keeps trying to adhere different scraggy animal pelts on his zoodiac face.
Didn’t they make a movie about that where if people viewed a video of a day at a nude beach with a naked Ted Cruz (the horror!) in it they died an excruciatingly painful and humiliating death?
Dear Nude Beach forum,
I never thought this would happen to me but then I’ve never seen myself naked except when frying bacon on my howitzer muzzle. Coincidentally…~Raffie “Are There Nude Beaches In Cancùn?” Cruz