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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I don't know. Somehow I have always felt that Cantor should receive a Super Mega Death Wedgie. Or have someone unzip his human suit to confirm his identity as a gray alien.

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Jared James's avatar

Sen John Blutarsky had a long and distinguished career in public service, in contrast to the Teabag flash in the pan.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Jennifer Granholm libel!!

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bobbert's avatar

Yes, and yes.

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fuflans's avatar

silly republicans. this is the forty SECOND repeal of obamacare. that won't work. you have to wait for forty THREE.

for W.

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PubOption's avatar

Cruz Missile (n): a highly unstable device, capable of going off in any direction, and which may cause more damage to its own side than to the enemy.

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Jared James's avatar

When Boehner came into office with a popular mandate, he immediately began listening to the will of the people--the 17% of us who are bugfuck crazy.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

He is the Bluto of the (Animal) House of Representatives.... "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Is this our Congress or kindergarten?

Don't answer that,

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