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"Lost Respect" ==> assumes facts not in evidence.

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"Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

I swear, you could stick that onto his teleprompter, and he'd spew it out without blinking.

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We are a little disappointed he did not then read aloud The Butter Battle Book to explain why we should bomb Syria.

no, no, no, you read Sneeches and other Stories and Horton Hears a Who to justify xenophobia and useless bombings of helpless people.

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Dates, how do they work?

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Wish he could be shut down for going off-topic like in TX. Of course, that would imply that he actually HAD a topic.

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Consider also the Panama Canal Zone.

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Here's one part of the government I'm OK with shutting down.

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At least he has that going for him.

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I'm guessing she tasted like an ashtray.

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Boy's got a mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off. *

*Foghorn Leghorn

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Time for the rerun of Bernie's fake filibuster so we can remember how pointless gestures <em>should</em> be done. Y'know, for good not evil.

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He's a smeeeeeeee he's a smeeeeeeeee he's a smeeeeeee heeeeeee!

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If you listen carefully, you're an idiot.

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Most likely much less shitty

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Ted Cruz aka: The Malignant Hemorrhoid

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