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People don't want to get something icky & slimy on their fists.

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It's probably a good thing that I'm not a senator, because I'd have a hell of a hard time not just standing up and meme-quoting Antoine Dodson at Cruz: "You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real."

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Yes, yes we are. His campaign in 2018 consisted of: 1) photoshopped pictures of himself with gang tats, while also making fun of Beto for trying too hard to look macho 2) inexplicably claiming that his opponent is a "fake Mexican", while being a fake Texan, 3) deriding Beto for using a nickname, despite his own name also being a nickname.That was all it took to waltz into 6 more years of destroying the country.

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That will be Trump's legacy. The empowerment of assholes.

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Awe thanks! That is a he, Grover the Tibetan Terrier who rules my life.

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Not for that spineless twatwaffle.

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The U.S. Postal Service is a service, not a business, & needs to be reabsorbed into the federal government proper, and treated as just another public function, as it was before 1971.

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*hangs head in shame*

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Why would someone write "fuck the police" in German at a protest in Portland? Or draw the hammer and sickle? Is this photo from Portland? Is it current?

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Secret police occupy Seattle - riots ensue. Secret police leave Seattle - riots end.

QED asshole

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When exactly did anarchists become "the left"? When exactly did BLM and Antifa become anarchists? When exactly did any of these people murder anyone? This is all just a bullshit game of guilt by association geographic proximity.

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My brother got busted by his principal in junior high for possession of oregano. My brother thought it was something else.

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up with your shit I will not put

-- Mazie Hirono, probably

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Yeah, “anteefa” is so evil. Imagine opposing fascism. Fuck off, Ted, indeed.

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Voters of Texas, you deserve better than the walking dogturd known as Ted Cruz.

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I just....hate him. I hate this. i hate all of it. I hate the people who watch this and shake their heads in orgasmic self-righteousness at the radical left who hate America and Jesus and freedom and precious babies.

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