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All I know about Stockton, CA is that's where Spinal Tap played second on the bill to a puppet show.

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I'm sickened and I hope Heidi is spitting in his dinner every night.

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“Bearded Lickspittle Soup Porn”

Rule 34 awaits

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OBJECTION!

Bernie is not a Trot. I'm a "Trot" (or at least I used to be, I'd call myself libertarian Marxist now), and the deep dishonesty of the Berniebros is pretending that Bernie is some kind of revolutionary (they wear T-shirts of him in a Che Guevara hat) when he's really an old-style 1960s social democrat. The differences between him and Warren on policy are razor-thin; all his fanclub are doing is selling an image with nothing behind it.

OTOH, you're right that his fan club includes anti-Semites and people who want to ally with Republicans and fascists against the hated liberals.

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Wait - you mean that Megan McCain's dad was John McCain?

That's funny. She hardly ever mentions it!

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It's very simple. We went to Afghanistan because that's where ObL was. We had him pinned down at Tora Bora and while it would have been nasty flushing him out, it could have been done. The only problem was that the White House hadn't quite finished selling us the completely unnecessary invasion of Iraq. Cheney and Rumsfeld pulled us out of Tora Bora to let ObL go because they wanted a boogeyman to help sell Iraq.

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Would you like some soup?

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As a straight cis white male, I do not want another white male as POTUS.

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Agree on the finger-wagging and the crabby grandpa thing, but ...

Bernie has a strong oratory style that really appeals to millennials. He can sound inspiring. He can sound motivational, heck, inspirational. The rally I attended in 2016 -- the enthusiasm was contagious. When he's on -- he's ON.

I'm not saying Bernie is without liabilities. I didn't go along with his attempts to have it both ways with the DNC, and yes, he has staffing choices I don't support. I don't support him this election cycle, for a number of reasons that have nothing to do with his speaking style.

But that doesn't mean I'll fall in line with Biden right away, either. Like I said, I WILL vote blue no matter who. But Joe needs to pick his battles very carefully and as stupid as it sounds, he does need be wary of shooting from the hip. It's possible to go on the offense -- and dems have to do this, no question -- without impulsive reaction.

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It was certainly in use in my back-of-nowhere high school in the mid-70s.

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Tom Cotton, Nikki Haley, or Liz Cheney. Take your choice.

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There was something floating around on FB last weekend that said that Stephen King had nothing to do last Tuesday afternoon so he finished The Winds of Winter.

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Yeah. I'm really just joking about the secret Cruz porno tapes (OR AM I???)

Putin could work that approach, of course, and a good kompro unit is always looking for sex angles. If they don't have Trump on Epstein-related pedo stuff, I miss my bet.

But Vlad doesn't have to get that creative with Ted and not with any of this mob of money grubbers.

The nekkid greed of these guys does the job for him. And the NRA is the conduit.

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It's not my thing but you'd be surprised at the size of the market for canned soup orgies.

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Good cold weather eatin'.

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I remember during the 2016 GOP primary there was a short video clip that went viral of Cruz's daughter visibly recoiling from him when he tried to kiss her in front of the cameras at some campaign event. I wonder if his wife and father - Trump mocked the wife for her looks, and implied his father was involved with the JFK assassination - are now as disgusted by him as his daughter was?

He really is slime.

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