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malsperanza's avatar

<i>Being of the Jewish persuasion, we do appreciate Ted’s defending our right to exist.</i>

Not me. Being of the Jewish persuasion I would like Ted to shut the fuck up about my religion, my culture, and what he thinks is best for my people.

PsycWench's avatar

I boo autoplay ads, myself.

Ted Cruz also.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Ted Cruz looks more and more like a poorly-sculpted sand man in the rain. I mean, seriously - are there any pictures of this guy that don't make you want to punch him right in the beezer?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Would it make a good ringtone?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess we would have to look at when he took the stage. If they applauded his arrival, then there's a good chance that it was the later content of his speech that brought on their disapproval. Though then again, we can't rule out that they weren't actually applauding, but were punching their hands with their fists, as if it was his face -- which might sound a lot like applause.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Raw chicken Silly Putty Congealed mayonnaise

Am I missing anything? I want to make my own Ted Cruz, and boo it.

fuflans's avatar

ted cruz is too ugly to be president.

and that's saying something.

bobbert's avatar

For a very small value of sentient.

Capt.Jim's avatar

This is wut happens when you allow the most ignorant among us to speak

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

"Edmonton Ted" has a nice ring to it, but I like "Tedmonton" even better.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Arrogant Dickhead. Yeah, it ain't clever but I think it sums up Ted (The Punchable) Cruz pretty well.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Maybe they were just grumpy from the crappy food and watered down drinks topped off with an uninformed asshole telling them they'renot real Christians.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yep. Just check out the comment section at the daily caller if you can take it. <a href="http://dailycaller.com/2014..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://dailycaller.com/2014/09/10/ted-cruz-booed-...">http://dailycaller.com/2014...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well Ted, how does it feel being the one getting shutdown for a change?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Extremely complex situation, involving centuries-old religious and cultural and territorial conflicts, being addressed by a dumbfuck right-wing Texan. What could possibly go wrong?