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Trump can use another bottom, I am certain.

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That stuff about the cans of soup was clearly a cry for help.

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The children in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

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Damn. I've got a few different combos of those letters, but I've never imagined that they imparted those powers.

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Wonkers, they hate him so much they are passing up free cash for their campaigns. GOP politicians passing up free cash. Cash. Free. Don't want it if it comes with a side of Cruz. Wow.

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Not many.

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Their choir robes quickly revert with the addition of a pointy hood.

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To be fair, they all hate each other at this point.

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Our senior assholesenator is running for reelection this year. That's Richard Burr (R-NoRelationToAaron), whose painfully stupid crypto bill (coauthored with Feinstein, who certainly ought to know better) died in committee because even other senators finally noticed and said "hey, that's really stupid." Burr is not usually a high-profile nutjob, but as a backbencher nutjob, he may accomplish more destruction than some of the high profile idiots.

I'd kinda like to see other Republican governors and ex-governors endorse McCrory. Say, Brownback, who could also have his AG Kobach make an ad attacking Roy Cooper's record as AG in NC. Or Jindal. Or the egregious Walker. Maybe even BatboyScott. You know, people who have blazed the trail, leading their states into the Glorious Republican Future.

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Happened to me, too. Annoyed me, so I added those guys to my blocked domains (stupid geek tricks that one can pull when one owns a DNS server for the win).

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He resembles both Joe McCarthy AND Roy Cohn.

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Indeed. It's a little disturbing sometimes, actually.

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They hate it even worse if it's got Obama cooties on it. (Refusing FREE MONEY for Medicaid expansion... Well, I guess the bonus there is that the poors suffer more.)

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Agreed, right down to being a noxious, bigoted, closeted homosexual.

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You are nice to small animals, right? We don't have to call the authorities?

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