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rtpoeman's avatar

Desperately trying to escape, and it wound up right back inside him....

glennisw's avatar

"Kids are getting assaulted, sexually assaulted, raped, " WTF is he talking about? Or is this just the usual Republican scare-hyperbole?

glennisw's avatar

No laws against teaching stuff, eh?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

They seem to be suffering from a case of arrested development, at that denial stage toddlers go through.

Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

Yes, and also perhaps a peek into the mind of Cruz.

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

I mean on a scale of 1-10, it would be a 10000

The Librarian's avatar

The Boogerman will get you if you don’t watch out!

rlcornelius's avatar

I'm sure they're like any other college or university: if you want to learn something you have to attend class, pay attention, and do the work. (Implying those men did none of that).

Sleepmonger's avatar

Does anyone know if the people being released get vaccinated beforehand, if they're not already? I don't think they have any objections to vaccines, and it would help them survive here.

Chimp's avatar

How many bus-loads of positive immigrants equals a Sturgis-load of positive morans?

Ray Bluth's avatar

No COVID mandates.

No mask mandates.

No vaccine mandates.

No vaccine passports.

Ted Cruz feeds the raw meat to his supporters along with Covid 19.

lower case's avatar

Yes, absolutely. And it works. When I told my wing-nut dad that immigrants have lower violent crime rates than Americans at large, he said, "Tell that to (the name of a person murdered by an illegal immigrant who the right wing media were hyping)". I pointed out that a friend of mine was murdered by a white person long ago and asked if he thought we should kick all white people out of the country, too. "That's different," was all he could respond.

lower case's avatar

The party of personal responsibility at its best.

Zyxomma's avatar

Obama had to change his birthday party from a huge bash to family and close friends only.

Professor Fate's avatar

Ah...if the folks pouring across the border are infected with Covid-19 wouldn't the logical thing be for Ted Cruz to urge folks get vaccinated? I know nobody is expects Ted Cruz to be logical but still.

Jensie's avatar

Gqp- party of nonstop logical fallacies