There's cheese dip in his pants too. Ted Cruz is disgusting and creepy, and everybody hates him, and everything that comes out of his mouth sounds heinous and foul. He could read you the Preamble to the Constitution, followed by the Lord's Prayer, and you would need a shower afterward. He could read you one of Shakespeare's sexxxiest sonnets, and it would make you vomit up the poutine you had for lunch.
I am (as I keep saying and saying and saying) an oldie and back in my day, sonny, dripping cheese-laden drool out of your mouth was considered to be a political disadvantage. No more?
A combination of half-chewed baked beans and cheese dip slobbered from Cruz's mouth will be indistinguishable, short of a forensic lab analysis, from authentic-recipe Santorum. Amiright?
Un bon Pont L'Évêque is my second-favorite after le Cheese Whiz. (Or maybe not. I may be utilizing irony for the first time here, ever.)
All I can promise is that if I ever do start seeping a stream of half-digested Pont L'Évêque down the front of my sweater vest, it will still be less gross than Ted Cruz's slaver-fest.
I was going to challenge your assertion but, come to think of it, a cheddar to the threshold of pain and a Camembert to the threshold of odiferous probably is the best possible half and half.
The words "Ted Cruz" and "nipples" really shouldn't be in the same sentence together. Not reading the rest, because I love cheese dip and want to keep it that way and icky Republicans have ruined enough things for me already.
This is your palate cleanser? Story after story about Trump's cabinet picks, and your choice to get away from another shitty story about the Orange Menace is to give us something creepy about Ted Cruz?
Also, do not Google "Ted Cruz nipples."
It was my late beloved wife, the native Texan....
Excellent, thank you!
I am (as I keep saying and saying and saying) an oldie and back in my day, sonny, dripping cheese-laden drool out of your mouth was considered to be a political disadvantage. No more?
I blame Obama.
A combination of half-chewed baked beans and cheese dip slobbered from Cruz's mouth will be indistinguishable, short of a forensic lab analysis, from authentic-recipe Santorum. Amiright?
Un bon Pont L'Évêque is my second-favorite after le Cheese Whiz. (Or maybe not. I may be utilizing irony for the first time here, ever.)
All I can promise is that if I ever do start seeping a stream of half-digested Pont L'Évêque down the front of my sweater vest, it will still be less gross than Ted Cruz's slaver-fest.
I was going to challenge your assertion but, come to think of it, a cheddar to the threshold of pain and a Camembert to the threshold of odiferous probably is the best possible half and half.
Agreed. FYI, a slaver-fest of Garlic Brie is not unattractive, with the added attraction of repelling both mosquitoes and vampires.
The words "Ted Cruz" and "nipples" really shouldn't be in the same sentence together. Not reading the rest, because I love cheese dip and want to keep it that way and icky Republicans have ruined enough things for me already.
What is wrong with you? Why do you hate us enough to post this? Fuck, everything is dark and ugly now. And Trump is yet to be sworn in.
Fuck no, the quotes were bad enough. Not getting out of the boat for this one, no way, no how.
Cruz likes a little cheese on the little woman's taco.
Well I didn't need that image.
Maybe it's all a dream?
You can stop that with Vagisil, y'know.
This is your palate cleanser? Story after story about Trump's cabinet picks, and your choice to get away from another shitty story about the Orange Menace is to give us something creepy about Ted Cruz?
Have you no decency?