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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

How is it possible...

Because "the media" is a bunch of idiot moral-defectives bought and paid for by the same loathsome vampires that have all three molecules of Ted's soul in a jar on their mantle?

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Worst TED talk ever.

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annaaurora's avatar

"This world's on fire, rolling down the road. Best notify my next of kin. This world shall explode!"....BD

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actor212's avatar

Three year old boys bully three year old girls because they want to see them naked.

I'm not saying the same is true of Ted Cruz, but I'm just sayin'.

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chicken thief's avatar

:-)

I also too easily fit into the senior demographic. But we aren't hanging out at a Ted Cruz town hall so we're cool.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

One of those North Korean ones that blows up on the launch pad, but that the media reports is just awesome and will take over America any day now!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Goddamn right.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

All of Southwestern Ontario, also, too. But yeah, they really don't like him in Stratford.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I don't know, surely there's some remote tarsands pit looking for more dinosaurs?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

Florida would be OK though ....

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Oh disqus, you scamp. I came all the way here to not comment on teh Wonkette and succeeded. Anywhoo, the badhaircut known as Ted Cruz knows Washington doesn't create jerbs, like the one he has, or the one for which he doth campaign. He doth also know that the 110000 IRS agents are meant to be relocated, and their jerbs to be posted at the border!!!! THE BORDER!!! THE CANADIAN BORDER to be sprayed with chemicals, haha. He meant the northern border, amirite?

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Zango Crudmonger's avatar

Aha, Mr, Badhaircut is a Rafael, which is infinitely sexier than an Ted, derived from Edward. Isn't Theodore the requirement for Ted? I suppose there are many synonyms for megalomaniacal asshat, one of which is Ted, it would seem.

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artem1s's avatar

2:1 he demands to debate BIg Dawgif he gets the nomination. They're still all running against the Clenis

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kfreed's avatar

"Yesssssssss! Your world's on FIRE! Randall just needed to fill his scream quota.

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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

You know what puts out a fire? Tactical nukes!

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