Watch out, Wonkers, it may very well be Ted Cruz day at Yr Wonkette. No, come back! We'll have kittens later, maybe. Old Bile and Backpfeifengesicht was doing a Town Hall thing in New Hampshire Sunday when he used a metaphor that was just a little scary to a small girl
Because "the media" is a bunch of idiot moral-defectives bought and paid for by the same loathsome vampires that have all three molecules of Ted's soul in a jar on their mantle?
Oh disqus, you scamp. I came all the way here to not comment on teh Wonkette and succeeded. Anywhoo, the badhaircut known as Ted Cruz knows Washington doesn't create jerbs, like the one he has, or the one for which he doth campaign. He doth also know that the 110000 IRS agents are meant to be relocated, and their jerbs to be posted at the border!!!! THE BORDER!!! THE CANADIAN BORDER to be sprayed with chemicals, haha. He meant the northern border, amirite?
Aha, Mr, Badhaircut is a Rafael, which is infinitely sexier than an Ted, derived from Edward. Isn't Theodore the requirement for Ted? I suppose there are many synonyms for megalomaniacal asshat, one of which is Ted, it would seem.
How is it possible...
Because "the media" is a bunch of idiot moral-defectives bought and paid for by the same loathsome vampires that have all three molecules of Ted's soul in a jar on their mantle?
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Worst TED talk ever.
"This world's on fire, rolling down the road. Best notify my next of kin. This world shall explode!"....BD
Three year old boys bully three year old girls because they want to see them naked.
I'm not saying the same is true of Ted Cruz, but I'm just sayin'.
:-)
I also too easily fit into the senior demographic. But we aren't hanging out at a Ted Cruz town hall so we're cool.
One of those North Korean ones that blows up on the launch pad, but that the media reports is just awesome and will take over America any day now!
Goddamn right.
All of Southwestern Ontario, also, too. But yeah, they really don't like him in Stratford.
I don't know, surely there's some remote tarsands pit looking for more dinosaurs?
Florida would be OK though ....
Oh disqus, you scamp. I came all the way here to not comment on teh Wonkette and succeeded. Anywhoo, the badhaircut known as Ted Cruz knows Washington doesn't create jerbs, like the one he has, or the one for which he doth campaign. He doth also know that the 110000 IRS agents are meant to be relocated, and their jerbs to be posted at the border!!!! THE BORDER!!! THE CANADIAN BORDER to be sprayed with chemicals, haha. He meant the northern border, amirite?
Aha, Mr, Badhaircut is a Rafael, which is infinitely sexier than an Ted, derived from Edward. Isn't Theodore the requirement for Ted? I suppose there are many synonyms for megalomaniacal asshat, one of which is Ted, it would seem.
2:1 he demands to debate BIg Dawgif he gets the nomination. They're still all running against the Clenis
"Yesssssssss! Your world's on FIRE! Randall just needed to fill his scream quota.
You know what puts out a fire? Tactical nukes!