459 Comments
User's avatar
Cherry Pie's avatar

FEDGOV will pay for the male orgasm but not the female abortion even if the female is raped in the line of duty.

"...and if you want to improve, you have to recognize where you are. American is a white patriarchal society...and if you are a woman, a child or a minority...you are fucked." - Bpb Earll in a speech for some anniversary of ACOA.

chortlingdingo's avatar

I'm sure he knows exactly how big a hypocrite he is. He just doesn't care.

chortlingdingo's avatar

I knew I should have scrolled down!

Rickyphoo's avatar

This is the same guy who is now tongue washing the balls of the guy who insulted his wife, so obviously he is going to say and do whatever it takes to keep his ass in his Senate seat.

Nasty Woman Persisted's avatar

He is Southern Baptist (follows Dr. Ed Young), of course he is a hypocrite.

Susanonymous's avatar

You got lucky, statistically speaking. Or one of you is not super fertile. Or a whole host of factors.

Dr. Jo's avatar

Remember when Hilary was criticized for being "too prepared." Warren hits those buttons, too. Dammit! I WANT somebody's who's "too prepared" to take the Presidency!

The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

The sobbing goes on for a few more minutes after that.

T Light's avatar

You'd think being shouldered with the burden of child support would be enough of an incentive for men to insist on using condoms. These are the guys I hear moaning about how she "said she was on birth control".

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And they can always freeze some sperm samples beforehand.