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....reads this, them trundles off to pick up more Biden Brew from Minocqua Brewing...

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Cruz is a fave of mine, the way he can do righteous indignation any time, for any, or no, reason, it's a real textbook thing--over and over and over, he's SO MAD!!. He comes by it naturally, having learned it at the apron strings of spirit daddy, Newt "Mr. Family Values" Gingrich.

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I'm having a hard time finding Notapussy on my Duolingo account.

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Tomorrow Ken Paxton goes on trial!!!

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old gay bears libellz!

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"And Ted Cruz SAYS A SWEAR. He says that if Joe Biden tries to come get his beer, you can KISS MY ASS."

"But give me a running head start first..it's a long way to Cancun."

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<blockquote>Idiot boy Peter Doocy asked about it at the White House the other day and Karine Jean-Pierre was like Jesus, what?</blockquote>

Karine should have said something to the effect of;

How many brain cells did it take to concoct a question that stupid?

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Is that what "some people" are saying in the halls of FOX SPEWS?

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Did you hear that from the aliens?

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Did your mom drink heavily during your gestation?

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Teddy, we are happy to make an exception for you. Please drink as many beers and as much hard liquor as you can every week until further notice. Remember that if you skip eating, you can drink more. While I am not a health expert, this is definitely my recommendation for you.

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It must be terrible to be a Republican. The poor pitiful souls live in an alternate universe where they are constantly beset by all manner of scary boogeymen who are controlled by some vague evil entity they call "The Left"

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If the GOP didn't have hate and fear, they'd have no issues at all.

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FLASH: SOME GUY SOMEWHERE SAYS SOMETHING. LIB COMMIE BIDEN AGAIN REFUSES TO DENY IT. DETAILS AFTER THIS MESSAGE FROM THE MY PILLOW GUY!

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Why are all those guys wearing their hats indoors? Is that an Orthodox Jewish gay bar?

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Growing up in rural Idaho, every public establishment (restaurant, bar, church, grocery store......) had a hat rack by the door. You removed your hat as you came in,and retrieved it on the way out....it all changed when C&W 'stars' started leaving their hat's on 24/7 to cover up their 'Hat Hair' look.

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I had a money making idea a while back: I would get a sculptor to create an urethane foam head of Teddy, attach it to a manikin and set up a booth at Democratic party events with a sign "Punch Ted Cruz in the face--$5"--what do you folks think?

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Sep 1, 2023·edited Sep 1, 2023

Biden: 'No. I said you shouldn't have more than two of those shitty bottles of Texan piss. Real beer? As much as you can drink and still stand upright at the bar'

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From the imaginations of 19-year-old internet trolls directly to the mouth of Peter Doocy. Using the White House to debunk the stupidest conspiracy theories ever farted into the atmosphere.

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Peter Doocy is the ultimate Nepo Baby.

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This is somehow related to the trans-bashing Bud Light scam. They are playing 9 hexagonal chess to drive the cost of Bud Light down (I hear some cases of Bud “the straight man’s beer!” Light are going for like $5. Now the GOP will create law mandating every household be given 37 cases of beer a week, not that sissy 2-beer limit the libs are trying to impose. Everything is insane.

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I love watching wingers panic over the most ridiculous fantasies. They have people who traffic in misinformation on purpose simply to have talking points, like when CRT became a boogeyman. Now it’s the great beer rationing of ‘23. We will all remember the kids holding their 2 tokens and huddled together in a beer line, waiting for their family’s share of weekly beer. Thanks a lot, Joe Biden. (Sobbing)

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