Maybe he's world-famous in Guam? The road to the White House goes directly through Guam, said no one ever, but don't tell that to Canadian-Cuban-Dickfungus-American Ted Cruz: The Cruz campaign has dispatched political consultant Dennis Lennox to Guam to organize in advance of that island’s GOP caucuses. The decision to send Lennox, a former county drain commissioner in his native Michigan, to Guam represents the most zealous outreach of any presidential campaign to the US island territory located nearly 8,000 miles from Washington DC.
My thoughts exactly. "Must be capable of supervising/overseeing 50 illegal workers digging drainage ditches. Minimum education requirements; at least sixth grade education and able to speak english at least as well as the illegal workers. Ability to write using a crayon and paper a plus.
Argh!! You guys, please just stop. Folks on the island are Guamanian and the language is Chamorro. The reason candidates care is not so much the delegates, but the 1000's of service members and their families. Guam is basically a stationary aircraft carrier: 3 bases on a 34 mile long island. Hafa Adai, bitches.
And laughably sad. Not that it is entirely Cruz’s fault that he’s so scared about his crappy poll numbers to actually buy someone a plane ticket to Guam, to pander to the Guamese. Guamarians? Guamanites? Whatever the fuck, those guys.
they would declare each and every pug to be a state and try to elect two Senators each . . . and a Representative.
[ interesting thing, we could all move to a pug's 'state' . . . and camp out in their bedrooms . . . and educate their children when they aren't paying attention ]
The temperature and the humidity are likely often equal.
Is that as in "crossing the bar" or "getting cross-eyed in the bar"?
Probably the YOYO. (Your On Your Own)
Guamaniacs, obviously...
So Cruz isn't going after votes, he's going after campaign props?
Cute. Alan Grayson said it best of all. "If you get sick, die quick".
My thoughts exactly. "Must be capable of supervising/overseeing 50 illegal workers digging drainage ditches. Minimum education requirements; at least sixth grade education and able to speak english at least as well as the illegal workers. Ability to write using a crayon and paper a plus.
Guamulans. Sounds like a job for Kirk or Picard.
Don't be ridiculous. There are no rich white people in PR!
Bonus! Sounds good to me.
I think they go by Guamettes.
Why is Ted concerned about Guam? It's not like the natives are white enough for the Republicans to allow voting.
Argh!! You guys, please just stop. Folks on the island are Guamanian and the language is Chamorro. The reason candidates care is not so much the delegates, but the 1000's of service members and their families. Guam is basically a stationary aircraft carrier: 3 bases on a 34 mile long island. Hafa Adai, bitches.
And laughably sad. Not that it is entirely Cruz’s fault that he’s so scared about his crappy poll numbers to actually buy someone a plane ticket to Guam, to pander to the Guamese. Guamarians? Guamanites? Whatever the fuck, those guys.
Chamorros.
they would declare each and every pug to be a state and try to elect two Senators each . . . and a Representative.
[ interesting thing, we could all move to a pug's 'state' . . . and camp out in their bedrooms . . . and educate their children when they aren't paying attention ]
Hej give him a break, I'd like to hear Samoa those.