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About PAB: “[he] doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies” and “he lies, practically every word that comes out of his mouth” —RAFAEL CRUZ

Everrett Fanuelli's avatar

He'll get re-elected because Texas is the epitome of Lucy with the football

Manny Bothans's avatar

Ted Cruz is example 1,2,3, and 4 of how the whole “Texas is going to go blue any day now” narrative is utter horseshit.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

My guy.

Name one person who said "any day now"

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

He'll get reelected because Texas is suppressed to shit and National democrats don't take it seriously

Birb-General of the US's avatar

We all know Texas is big, but no one ever said Texas was smart.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Ted Cruz blows goats.

That's all I got.

rocktonsam's avatar

Stephanie Miller, stop calling Robert F. Kennedy Jr, Bobby.

Nana Bobana's avatar

Fuck Ted Cruz. FUCK TED CRUZ.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

That's all one would need, really.

Zyxomma's avatar

Sigh. My wish is the same as ever. More sane, rational Texans should vote.

Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Did you hear Ted Cruz blows goats? I dId My OwN ResEaRCh! It's on the internet. I just read it!

Buzz1313's avatar

A Garbage Cruz sounds like no fun at all.