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About PAB: “[he] doesn’t know the difference between truth and lies” and “he lies, practically every word that comes out of his mouth” —RAFAEL CRUZ

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Everrett Fanuelli's avatar

He'll get re-elected because Texas is the epitome of Lucy with the football

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Manny Bothans's avatar

Ted Cruz is example 1,2,3, and 4 of how the whole “Texas is going to go blue any day now” narrative is utter horseshit.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

My guy.

Name one person who said "any day now"

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

He'll get reelected because Texas is suppressed to shit and National democrats don't take it seriously

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

We all know Texas is big, but no one ever said Texas was smart.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Ted Cruz blows goats.

That's all I got.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Everybody hates Ted.

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rocktonsam's avatar

Stephanie Miller, stop calling Robert F. Kennedy Jr, Bobby.

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Nana Bobana's avatar

Fuck Ted Cruz. FUCK TED CRUZ.

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

That's all one would need, really.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Sigh. My wish is the same as ever. More sane, rational Texans should vote.

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Fear,  Apprehension, and Anger's avatar

Did you hear Ted Cruz blows goats? I dId My OwN ResEaRCh! It's on the internet. I just read it!

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Buzz1313's avatar

A Garbage Cruz sounds like no fun at all.

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