This requires more technical skill than I'll ever possess but is there one among you who can create a Ted Cruz being punched in the face gif? I can't think of a better one...maybe photoshop his head in to the seen in "Day of the Dead" (1985) where the fascist bad guy is torn apart by zombies?
Well, I think it's nice that they reserve some admission slots for people who are, um, "intellectually ungifted" and also, you know, giant f*cking assho!es.
He looks like a damper version of Steven Fry in that shot. In defense of a funny and intelligent man, I feel I must punch him out, drag him out into the desert and leave him there with nothing but a plastic spoon.
Normally I'm loathe to make fun of someone's appearance, but he always looks like he has to poop really bad but is trying to hold it in.
When the facts are against you, argue the law.When the law is against you, argue the facts.
When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.
This requires more technical skill than I'll ever possess but is there one among you who can create a Ted Cruz being punched in the face gif? I can't think of a better one...maybe photoshop his head in to the seen in "Day of the Dead" (1985) where the fascist bad guy is torn apart by zombies?
"Scanners".
Every time I see Ted Cruz, I can't help but wonder how conservatives would react if it had been Obama's father who was buddies with Castro.
Oil from the Keystone Pipeline: Straight to Ted Cruz's hair.
ted paul wolfowitzcruz the epitome of wrong.
I don't know which I hate worse- his face or his voice.
Watch your language, young feller, this is a public market.
Well, I think it's nice that they reserve some admission slots for people who are, um, "intellectually ungifted" and also, you know, giant f*cking assho!es.
I thought it was Dolly Whonow?
or a rake?
I'm really starting to think Harvard is overrated.
He looks like a damper version of Steven Fry in that shot. In defense of a funny and intelligent man, I feel I must punch him out, drag him out into the desert and leave him there with nothing but a plastic spoon.
Obviously, Ted wants Loretta Lynch to live up to her hit song and stand by her man.
Probably more like "Stand Aside for A Man."