Sen. Ted Cruz (R-United States of Texas) hates the federal government, and he is going to kill it so hard, right in its stupid federal face, when he becomes the president of it. He has a plan to abolish the IRS and deport all of its agentsto the border; he's gonna
Texas receives more disaster relief money then any other state. But Cruz is personally going to make sure they get even more. Texas is a state of takers not makers.
I hear you. As a progressive, I also believe that we should help these Texans in need. However, I am not going to feel guilty about gloating, considering how they want to practically dismantle the Federal government, (or threaten to secede whenever they get butthurt,) except when they are in need.
If Texas were to carry through on their promise/threat to secede, we would never have another republican president. Please Texas you promised us, leave the fucking Union, we don't want you.
I... yeah, I'm setting my liberal principles aside. These aßholes should not get a single goddamn penny until they're forced to kneel before the president and beg him for mercy. And then it should take five years for the money to turn up, and it should be delivered by military convoys, door to door, a check at a time.We spend an incredible amount of time accommodating insane, hateful people who wish America ill. They are spoiled rotten and they need a harsh spanking.
But wait ...his face is non-Euclidean, though.
Slight difference of opinion: Apparently?
How slimy is he? He zaps bugs with his tongue.
In a properly run universe, Bamz would withhold aid* from the Congressional districts whose Congressfucks voted against the Sandy bill.
* For a while. Yeah, I'm a liberal, and there are ordinary-people Texans who need relief.
Rugose and oleaginous.
No one expects the Texas Disquisition.
(Janis)
It's not nice to fib like that.
A hypervolume knob. His knobness transcends ordinary dimensions.
And his hair was perfect.
It's fucking dry where I live too, and we ain't happy about it.
Texas receives more disaster relief money then any other state. But Cruz is personally going to make sure they get even more. Texas is a state of takers not makers.
I think you got the contrapositive wrong.
I hear you. As a progressive, I also believe that we should help these Texans in need. However, I am not going to feel guilty about gloating, considering how they want to practically dismantle the Federal government, (or threaten to secede whenever they get butthurt,) except when they are in need.
If Texas were to carry through on their promise/threat to secede, we would never have another republican president. Please Texas you promised us, leave the fucking Union, we don't want you.
I... yeah, I'm setting my liberal principles aside. These aßholes should not get a single goddamn penny until they're forced to kneel before the president and beg him for mercy. And then it should take five years for the money to turn up, and it should be delivered by military convoys, door to door, a check at a time.We spend an incredible amount of time accommodating insane, hateful people who wish America ill. They are spoiled rotten and they need a harsh spanking.
He just fired up the "secret weather machine" that they invented at NOAA.