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It was obvious to me W was a Dispensationalist and that Jesus was supposed to come back after Babylon had fallen again. Cruz too, probably.

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Mostly in the Air Force

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I think Cruz is as much of a disaster for the GOP as Trump - most people outside Texas develop an urge to punch his face with or without votes.

Worse, if he comes into the convention clearly well behind Trump, Trump doesn't have a majority to win on the first ballot, and Cruz wins on the second due to this nonsense. We'll then have televised images of rioting outside the GOP convention.

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He was condescendingly polite as he explained the crazy Colorado system. As in, I wanted to punch him in the nuts (with electoral college votes)

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You think it will be over in July.

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He regularly visits Uranus, also too.

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What about reading from tablets in a hat via seer stones?

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Darn! We've forgotten to cut air holes in the box!

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Sigh! You weren't supposed to tell anyone. Now we have to read from different seer stones!

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Hey, we all live and learn.

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In the movie Steele Magnolias, Olympia Dukakis's character describes her relatives as looking like they were carved out of cream cheese. I initially thought was a white person equivalent of a black person calling another an oreo. And then I saw Ted Cruz, and yes, he looks like he's carved out of cream cheese: pasty, indefinite features, block-y body shape, and loaded with bacteria that the USDA and FDA has banned for import as unsafe, so is smuggled across the boarder where it can poison the unsuspecting innocents who think they're getting their standard Philadelphia.

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Typical of W--he misjudged his audience. The French are practically atheist. Most of them only go to church out of a matter of form anymore (strange but true).

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i mentioned it mostly in horror that a POTUS could harbor such beliefs. that he would share these notions with another head-of-state is all the more horrifying. that we could have another POTUS, cruz, who harbors such beliefs and is smarter than W by a factor of infinity is beyond words. the media need to grill such candidates on these beliefs so that the 'independents' know what they are voting for.

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That`s a feature, not a bug.

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Dr. Chaps will get you high tonight, and take you to your special island.

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