Quite a pickle! [contextly_sidebar id="44BKMDYDQ7yCDlXhjog6PNtdmUnD8inO"]Two or nine or five and a half Republican debates ago, all the little not-Trump GOP candidates pledged they would support whoever their party's nominee is, even if it is nasty, terrifying, tremendous, tic-tac-dick Donald Trump. Ted Cruz specifically said, "Yes, because I gave my word that I would." And Ted Cruz knows that his word isn't worth any more than the Canadian currency it's printed on if he goes around lyin', so he better do what he said!
Or not. Do stop by and claim whatever ministerial post you might make up. You'll have our full support. Or not. Just recall, or don't; "Perverse to a Virtue! We're Just that Kind."
What's more terrifying is that the precedent has already been set. We've bombed wedding parties and hospitals without any repercussions whatsoever, and that's just what we hear about. Our own Democrat dear leader has personally ordered the deaths by drone of countless (quite literally) people, based on the personality matrix that boils down to "brown guy of a certain age in a certain place." – theintercept.com/drone-pape... The fact that it's a Democrat doing it has lent it a legitimacy that makes it truly scary. Nobody should wield that kind of power, especially not a psychopath like Drumpf.
Hey! I fuckin' had the proof. And then there was a horse at the races. If I could get that double sawbuck back.....C'mon the horses moniker was "Trump's Muzzle". Or.... It might a' been USSS Jump. Ah, fuck. If you get back in time (either way) I could really use the Jackson. Pay it forward and all that.
That is it precisely. Never mind the billions we spend, per day, on the endless war. It is that guy buying 24 bucks worth of groceries that is the taker.It makes no sense at all.
Never shall I dance for some saint lest it be at the end of a rope! I will eat the grub and drink the booze while hanging around though. (So long as it's not wine and crackers.)
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Or not. Do stop by and claim whatever ministerial post you might make up. You'll have our full support. Or not. Just recall, or don't; "Perverse to a Virtue! We're Just that Kind."
Oh, well, no. signed, I the Supreme.
Different circumstances...
What's more terrifying is that the precedent has already been set. We've bombed wedding parties and hospitals without any repercussions whatsoever, and that's just what we hear about. Our own Democrat dear leader has personally ordered the deaths by drone of countless (quite literally) people, based on the personality matrix that boils down to "brown guy of a certain age in a certain place." – theintercept.com/drone-pape... The fact that it's a Democrat doing it has lent it a legitimacy that makes it truly scary. Nobody should wield that kind of power, especially not a psychopath like Drumpf.
OK I was afraid it would be for something terribly embarrassing I posted while drunk...
There's that too. After all you are a member of the Wonkette community and where would we be without drunk posting.
Passed out on the floor?
Shouldn't be calling people "pussies" because that's sexist.
I prefer "scumsucking pig fuckers".
Hey! I fuckin' had the proof. And then there was a horse at the races. If I could get that double sawbuck back.....C'mon the horses moniker was "Trump's Muzzle". Or.... It might a' been USSS Jump. Ah, fuck. If you get back in time (either way) I could really use the Jackson. Pay it forward and all that.
Dude, pussy libelz for really realz. :k Not that I don't agree 100%, sheeple that I am.
I'll be happy to offer to the defense fund an equal amount that I offer the lovely Wonkette. It ain't much but I try to make it strategic!
That is it precisely. Never mind the billions we spend, per day, on the endless war. It is that guy buying 24 bucks worth of groceries that is the taker.It makes no sense at all.
They're still printing up the arm bands.
Never will I dance for St. Peter!
Never shall I dance for some saint lest it be at the end of a rope! I will eat the grub and drink the booze while hanging around though. (So long as it's not wine and crackers.)