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r m reddicks's avatar

Welcome to Erewhon. Your Panhard should be arriving soon and the Borchardt is in the mail. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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r m reddicks's avatar

Or not. Do stop by and claim whatever ministerial post you might make up. You'll have our full support. Or not. Just recall, or don't; "Perverse to a Virtue! We're Just that Kind."

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r m reddicks's avatar

Oh, well, no. signed, I the Supreme.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Different circumstances...

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clubseal's avatar

What's more terrifying is that the precedent has already been set. We've bombed wedding parties and hospitals without any repercussions whatsoever, and that's just what we hear about. Our own Democrat dear leader has personally ordered the deaths by drone of countless (quite literally) people, based on the personality matrix that boils down to "brown guy of a certain age in a certain place." – theintercept.com/drone-pape... The fact that it's a Democrat doing it has lent it a legitimacy that makes it truly scary. Nobody should wield that kind of power, especially not a psychopath like Drumpf.

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Alex Grey's avatar

OK I was afraid it would be for something terribly embarrassing I posted while drunk...

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

There's that too. After all you are a member of the Wonkette community and where would we be without drunk posting.

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Alex Grey's avatar

Passed out on the floor?

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Michael Loraine's avatar

Shouldn't be calling people "pussies" because that's sexist.

I prefer "scumsucking pig fuckers".

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r m reddicks's avatar

Hey! I fuckin' had the proof. And then there was a horse at the races. If I could get that double sawbuck back.....C'mon the horses moniker was "Trump's Muzzle". Or.... It might a' been USSS Jump. Ah, fuck. If you get back in time (either way) I could really use the Jackson. Pay it forward and all that.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Dude, pussy libelz for really realz. :k Not that I don't agree 100%, sheeple that I am.

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r m reddicks's avatar

I'll be happy to offer to the defense fund an equal amount that I offer the lovely Wonkette. It ain't much but I try to make it strategic!

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

That is it precisely. Never mind the billions we spend, per day, on the endless war. It is that guy buying 24 bucks worth of groceries that is the taker.It makes no sense at all.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

They're still printing up the arm bands.

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r m reddicks's avatar

Never will I dance for St. Peter!

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r m reddicks's avatar

Never shall I dance for some saint lest it be at the end of a rope! I will eat the grub and drink the booze while hanging around though. (So long as it's not wine and crackers.)

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