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Please forward the list of politicians from all 50 states in need of an insurance policy.

Thank you very much.

TheGipper, Insurance Adjuster

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Whether we referred to opposing forces in WWII as "Nazis" or "Germanic enemy soldiers", or "bad guys", or "Hitler's minions", the U.S. fought them the same way. Cruz is a idiot.

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Unpossible

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I feel safer already.

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That's actually why I avoid correcting people's grammar. I am nots bestest at those Englishes.

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Dicks and drones will bomb your home,

but Cruz is a weasel dick swollen faced zombie opossum with his head so far up his own ass he is breathing air back into his own lungs until they collapse like one of his poor hating, gay bashing, government blaming congressional temper tantrums.

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He's only relevant in the same way a flat tire is.

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"Just when you think Ted Cruz has slithered off to whatever hole…"

SERPENTES LIBULZ!!!?!!1!!!!!

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You sound like you're constipated. Eat more fiber.

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Cruz is right in that we need to call this what it is, but the idea that calling it "Islamic" links it unfairly - and dangerously - with all of Islam is also right.

What we need are some really filthy-minded Arabic speakers. My knowledge of Arabic is pretty slender. "Khanzeer" means "pig," and using that label for them ought to send a message. A couple of other pungent words are "ma'bun" and "mukhannath," both of which mean "sissy" or "effeminate." The first has a much stronger meaning which Google Translate won't even touch, but Hans Wehr's Arabic dictionary has it. If they don't like being called "daesh," these will really send them into a frenzy. Something that differentiates them from peaceful Muslims and conveys utter contempt and disrespect is what we need.

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What is this slimeshow costing us?

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It's bad manners to reach. You should really squeeze your own head.

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I absolutely agree with your sentiments about the late Ted Kennedy.

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He most certainly is not my friend, buddy!

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that bitch Anne Murray too!

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Well, I hope from now on we can only rely on carbon dating. But, still, a long way to go.

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