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Not worth it. You can just toss him in the recycling bin.

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I know old Raffy is an old-timey bible-thumper but I'm suspecting he's on a plane to SC where he wants to get ghey buttseks from Roof.

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A lot of his audience doesn't have to hit anything, they just have to relax.

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I keep telling ya, Calgary Ted wouldn't have allowed poutine or any other Quebecois food anywhere NEAR his mouth.

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Question 2: How about Koreans?

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'go after people with serious mental illness" - like a certain presidential candidate from say Texas?

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Rafael Ted is just hedging his bets in case this White House thing fails. If the new guy doesn't work out, Ted can apply for the hosting job at The Daily Show. (Statistically, he stands the exact same chance of getting either gig but don't tell him that.)

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It is almost like he is too stupid to get what is going on in the world around him.

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"try to use it as an excuse, not to go after people with serious mental illness".Hey, motherfucker, you're exhibiting signs of mental imbalance and the sort of profound insensitivity to the pain of others that, dare I say it, can be found in mass murderers. Hey, Ted, we are going to "go after you" now. You asked, we delivered.

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Question 3: How much do you hate gai-jin?

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Hell, let's just ban the sale of guns to men. Can you name any lady mass-murderers, amirite?

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Why can't anyone make Poe's Law innuendoes against Ted Cruz?

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Or he doesn't care, like a true narcissist.

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I'm all for tackling the problem of mental illness. Let's start with the mental illness known as "being a Republican."

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"...not to go after people with serious mental illness..."

"go after?"

Fuck you with a longhorn Ted.

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I think back when they used to have this law, a lot of states just put a warning on the person's record. So, when the gun dealer ran the prospective buyer's driver's license (or other valid state ID), a warning would pop up that they weren't allowed to own a gun, with zero explanation why.

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