Ted Cruz Thinks He Is Better Than Old Handsome Joe Biden, Is Incorrect

There has been some dumb bullshit that is dumb, and bullshit, lately. But Ted Cruz calling Joe Biden a joke that doesn't need a punchline, is some real fucking chootzpah . Let us review!

Joe Biden:

• Is old.

•  Is handsome. 

• Is a gangster. 

• Did VAWA.

• Knows all the kings and is like "hey Pope baby, it's me! Joe!" 

• Knows all the most hilarious thugs. 

• Does pranks that are awesome in order to stand up for the underdog, instead of pranks that are mean and bullying, because he's not Mitt Romney.

• Loves your mom.

•  She loves him right back. 

Ted Cruz:

• Is young.

• Looks like he has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

•  Did not do VAWA. 

• Thinks he is king.

• Shut down the government. Because he is a monster. 

• Is hated by everyone, even all the Republicans.

• Has a Jerk Baby. 

• And a 14 percent approval rating. 

Hey Ted Cruz? So's your Fetal Alcohol Syndrome face!

[ TPM ]