Ted is Cruzin&#039; for a bruisin&#039;! <i>HA HA ... WAIT! That sucks. </i>
Ted Cruz renounced his Canadian citizenship ... a week after Canada renounced it first.
Captain Cruz steered too close to shore, hit some rocks and sank the S.S. GOP. Then abandoned ship leaving the passengers to fend for themselves.
After Ted Cruz opened his barber shop, the Republican Party came in. &quot;Can we get a haircut?&quot; they asked. &quot;Sure thing!&quot; Cruz replied. So he ran for Senate, shut the government down and the Republicans got their haircut.
Ted Cruz is dumb. &quot;How dumb is he?!&quot; Rick &quot;Oops&quot; Perry didn&#039;t think he should be in the Senate.
Ted could be a Canada goose: he honks continuously, and leaves shit everywhere he goes.
and NO happy nice time!
...as a person suffering from Fetal Alcohol syndrome I resent that! Can you contract fetal alcohol syndrome when you are 32?
Of these men, I would let one violate me in every conceivable way. The other one already has.
I know. No more Ms. Nice Editrix.
He&rsquo;s just so punchable.
Open mike night at a trailer park.
I prefer to call it the W. C Fields Disorder.
I can&#039;t even...! As if I didn&#039;t want to bitch-slap that mamby-pamby Canadian-Mezzican already.
Handsome Joe shall be administering a severe wedgie&#039;ing of this buffoon on the steps of the Capital, or perhaps in the Congressional gym.
Hey this is a fun game!
<b>Ted Cruz jokes ...</b>
Ted is Cruzin&#039; for a bruisin&#039;! <i>HA HA ... WAIT! That sucks. </i>
Ted Cruz renounced his Canadian citizenship ... a week after Canada renounced it first.
Captain Cruz steered too close to shore, hit some rocks and sank the S.S. GOP. Then abandoned ship leaving the passengers to fend for themselves.
After Ted Cruz opened his barber shop, the Republican Party came in. &quot;Can we get a haircut?&quot; they asked. &quot;Sure thing!&quot; Cruz replied. So he ran for Senate, shut the government down and the Republicans got their haircut.
Ted Cruz is dumb. &quot;How dumb is he?!&quot; Rick &quot;Oops&quot; Perry didn&#039;t think he should be in the Senate.
But first lots of spanking.