It must be nice to be Ted Cruz. Sure, you have to actually be Ted Cruz, which sounds awful, but on the other hand, you get to be Ted Cruz. You can devote your entire life -- or, OK, the two years you've served in the U.S. Senate, if you wanna get technical about it -- fighting against the Affordable Care Act and then, just when you happen to need it, BOOM! It's right there for you anyway. You can swear to turn this whole country around and burn it to the ground and piss on its corpse (for extra Take That! funsies) to give Americans the Freedom And Liberty to not have affordable access to health care and go bankrupt with medical expenses or maybe just die from lack of access to a doctor. And yet, you still get to use it when your wife takes an extended (although, come on, probably not
Pity the poor oligarchs, who must rely on such as Ted to do their politics. Else they must send one of their own, a viper like Perot or Romney, slithering from the boardroom with fangs and forked tongue, filling the electorate with fear and loathing.
President Poutine with his fancy Harvard law degree and combination Cuban/Canadian pedigree has failed to consider the one flaw in his grand strategy to make American better: the insurance companies and hospitals love them some ACA. For being such a brilliant maple syrup covered dildo, he sure as fuck apparently doesn't know that he won't decide this issue. People on K street make these decisions.
Apparently Teddles didn't learn anything from that "poll" he did on FB last year. Shocking.
Needs rearranging. With votes, of course.
Pity the poor oligarchs, who must rely on such as Ted to do their politics. Else they must send one of their own, a viper like Perot or Romney, slithering from the boardroom with fangs and forked tongue, filling the electorate with fear and loathing.
minor note: the fine was $95/1% of income last year. this year (2015 tax year) it's $325/2% of income, next year it will be higher again.
and those figures are for every adult in household. kids are 1/2 that.
sorry to be wonky.
Why does Ted Cruz and his family remind me of a Supermodel at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?
http://www.reactiongifs.com...
Adobe Vot-oshop. But I'd prefer Slapchat.
Love is blind. Sometimes it's deaf and dumb and shut up in a box too.
Has he even tried?
"It must be nice to be Ted Cruz."You should copyright that, Kaili. I can guarantee no-one has EVER used that phrase before.
Privatively
President Poutine with his fancy Harvard law degree and combination Cuban/Canadian pedigree has failed to consider the one flaw in his grand strategy to make American better: the insurance companies and hospitals love them some ACA. For being such a brilliant maple syrup covered dildo, he sure as fuck apparently doesn't know that he won't decide this issue. People on K street make these decisions.
All this hilarity in only two days?
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Hey! Don't make me come up there!
I have the same reaction to Ted Cruz as I do to Donald Trump: Can't he see how ridiculous he is?
I wonder which specific verse of Deuteronomy Ted Cruz screams at the moment of climax.