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Wombat's avatar

Apparently Teddles didn't learn anything from that "poll" he did on FB last year. Shocking.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Needs rearranging. With votes, of course.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Pity the poor oligarchs, who must rely on such as Ted to do their politics. Else they must send one of their own, a viper like Perot or Romney, slithering from the boardroom with fangs and forked tongue, filling the electorate with fear and loathing.

fuflans's avatar

minor note: the fine was $95/1% of income last year. this year (2015 tax year) it's $325/2% of income, next year it will be higher again.

and those figures are for every adult in household. kids are 1/2 that.

sorry to be wonky.

DahBoner's avatar

Why does Ted Cruz and his family remind me of a Supermodel at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet?

http://www.reactiongifs.com...

hateashburylovecraft's avatar

Adobe Vot-oshop. But I'd prefer Slapchat.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Love is blind. Sometimes it's deaf and dumb and shut up in a box too.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

"It must be nice to be Ted Cruz."You should copyright that, Kaili. I can guarantee no-one has EVER used that phrase before.

Fartknocker's avatar

President Poutine with his fancy Harvard law degree and combination Cuban/Canadian pedigree has failed to consider the one flaw in his grand strategy to make American better: the insurance companies and hospitals love them some ACA. For being such a brilliant maple syrup covered dildo, he sure as fuck apparently doesn't know that he won't decide this issue. People on K street make these decisions.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

All this hilarity in only two days?

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Hey! Don't make me come up there!

beatbort's avatar

I have the same reaction to Ted Cruz as I do to Donald Trump: Can't he see how ridiculous he is?

Jim's avatar

I wonder which specific verse of Deuteronomy Ted Cruz screams at the moment of climax.