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JAWs's avatar

What, is good old-fashioned stereotype not sufficient anymore?

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Querolous's avatar

Time to re-use re-purpose and re-cycle.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Buff Nordic Lumberjack Jesus with a Mullet.

Gotta make sure you have the right Jeebus.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Jeeeezus . . . was that a band band, or a Spinal Tap band?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Along with Gohmert. And Perry. I'm not seeing the downside, although the airlift to sustain Austin is gonna be expensive.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Is "wingnut/patriot gear" a separate category on eBay yet?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm pretty sure he was evicted from the country, and handed a one-way bus ticket south.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Let the hate flow through you...into the fist of death.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Let me just say that I very much appreciate the lovely little kitten picture.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

...oleaginous, malodorous pervert. Shambling, vile heap of hemorrhoidal swine sphincters. Purulent chancre on the drippy schlong of the Republican body politic. Gangrenous dugong taint.

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