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Have they cured Ebola yet? Probably, as far as Americans are concerned, since FOX stopped reporting on it 24/7

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Funny (not funny), that.

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"Gobshite hatenozzle". Dr. Zoom, I think I love you.

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He probably does have a high IQ or whatever intelligence it is that makes you good at memorizing, but he certainly has no intellect.

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So does the House vote to impeach right after they elect their officers in 2015 or do they do the impeachment thing first?

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Geeze, Louise, these <a href="http:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/livewire\/exit-polls-2014-electorate-old" target="_blank">old coots</a> ... And I say that as an old myself. Hell, abolish Medicare, let them try to decide between seeing if the doc will accept their teevee and facing the fact that if the doc accepts their teevee, they don't get to watch Fox anymore. And JFC, life <i>wasn't</i> better in the "old days". They were *children* then. What is it when you are nostalgic for something that never existed? Delusional?

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To hell with a poncho, if my seat is in the front row then I am going to be in full Hazmat.

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The first few rows will get splashed.

I hope it's not during what we used to refer to on the farm as pig cuttin' season.

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Just remember Mitch - the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

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What's the over/under on a McConnell CVA or MI in the first 12 months of dealing with Cruz?

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"You're invited to take the centerpieces home from the prom."

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Based on their campaign, the Reptards will promptly pass legislation that they are not Barack Obama. Probably also that they are not Michelle Obama either.

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I think Cruz is actually a true Harvard Elite. He is so convinced of his own intellectual superiority that he believes he can make any stupid-ass point and we puny-brains will buy it. His dumbass comments are an indication of how little respect he has for our intelligence.

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The problem is all of them think they're Jedi but they're really just a pile of Sith.

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