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Lefty Mark's avatar

That's right about when I cemented myself, barnacle-like, to the underside of this <strike>warblog</strike> mommyblog and now I cannot let go even if I wanted to, which I don't.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/study-all-of-your-memories-implanted-in-you-5-minu,33574\/" target="_blank">But it's TRUE!</a>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

God <a href="http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Godidit" target="_blank">implanted this belief in me</a> that there is a God who goes around implanting beliefs in people's brains. He neglected to implant a reason why God would do that, though.

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Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Even the conservative Ted Cruz ...!

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Ted (The Puchable) Cruz probably has probably never had a friend in his life. <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/inte..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/10/ted-...">http://nymag.com/daily/inte...

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Jared James's avatar

I knew he was crazy, but Last Thursdayist crazy? That is some Eric Rush-level lunacy.

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Dylan Black's avatar

Indeed, I think I speak for many here when I say the Editrix is a total BILF. Nothing hotter than a woman with a giant brain AND her own legion of vile snarky drunkards to command.

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Kaili Joy Gray's avatar

Witchcraft, obviously.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Is it possible for God to create an idiot to offer proof of God so poorly constructed that it causes Him to no longer exist?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Those supremely humorous furriners just keep comin' here and takin' our comedy jerbs!

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bobbert's avatar

Interestingly, if he just created the universe last Thursday, the OT is just a made-up story.

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bobbert's avatar

Dr Ben on Christians (of course): “They’ve been bludgeoned into silence,” he said.

If fucking only.

Also, too, Mittens you soulless dickwad, you're my age. How the fuck did you manage to miss the perpetual dread of the Cold War? Oh yeah, too busy cremating jobs, huh?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

What god in his right mind would bother to create from whole cloth the unique individual that is Ben Carson? Ergo, god does not exist. Or else he is a huge troll.

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