Today's news is filled with Dudes Who Will Never Be President. Also science. And a special Yr Editrix treat for morning dessert! Did you know your God-given uninalienableable rights to watch teevee are under attack ? Be grateful Sen. Ted Cruz, who will never be president, is here to make sure Actual President Obama can never pry your teevee from your cold dead hands:
That&#039;s right about when I cemented myself, barnacle-like, to the underside of this <strike>warblog</strike> mommyblog and now I cannot let go even if I wanted to, which I don&#039;t.
God <a href="http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Godidit" target="_blank">implanted this belief in me</a> that there is a God who goes around implanting beliefs in people&#039;s brains. He neglected to implant a reason why God would do that, though.
Indeed, I think I speak for many here when I say the Editrix is a total BILF. Nothing hotter than a woman with a giant brain AND her own legion of vile snarky drunkards to command.
Dr Ben on Christians (of course): &ldquo;They&rsquo;ve been bludgeoned into silence,&rdquo; he said.
If fucking only.
Also, too, Mittens you soulless dickwad, you&#039;re my age. How the fuck did you manage to miss the perpetual dread of the Cold War? Oh yeah, too busy cremating jobs, huh?
What god in his right mind would bother to create from whole cloth the unique individual that is Ben Carson? Ergo, god does not exist. Or else he is a huge troll.
That&#039;s right about when I cemented myself, barnacle-like, to the underside of this <strike>warblog</strike> mommyblog and now I cannot let go even if I wanted to, which I don&#039;t.
<a href="http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/study-all-of-your-memories-implanted-in-you-5-minu,33574\/" target="_blank">But it&#039;s TRUE!</a>
God <a href="http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Godidit" target="_blank">implanted this belief in me</a> that there is a God who goes around implanting beliefs in people&#039;s brains. He neglected to implant a reason why God would do that, though.
Even the conservative Ted Cruz ...!
Ted (The Puchable) Cruz probably has probably never had a friend in his life. <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/inte..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/10/ted-...">http://nymag.com/daily/inte...
I knew he was crazy, but Last Thursdayist crazy? That is some Eric Rush-level lunacy.
Indeed, I think I speak for many here when I say the Editrix is a total BILF. Nothing hotter than a woman with a giant brain AND her own legion of vile snarky drunkards to command.
Witchcraft, obviously.
Is it possible for God to create an idiot to offer proof of God so poorly constructed that it causes Him to no longer exist?
Those supremely humorous furriners just keep comin&#039; here and takin&#039; our comedy jerbs!
Interestingly, if he just created the universe last Thursday, the OT is just a made-up story.
Dr Ben on Christians (of course): &ldquo;They&rsquo;ve been bludgeoned into silence,&rdquo; he said.
If fucking only.
Also, too, Mittens you soulless dickwad, you&#039;re my age. How the fuck did you manage to miss the perpetual dread of the Cold War? Oh yeah, too busy cremating jobs, huh?
What god in his right mind would bother to create from whole cloth the unique individual that is Ben Carson? Ergo, god does not exist. Or else he is a huge troll.