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many wingnuts enjoy a nice warm steaming plate of scheisse.

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that would be a tragic loss for wonkette.

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We're making bets around here. How quickly will we be at war with every non-Christian country in the world if Teddy Cruisemissle gets elected? Whatiyah thank?

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The scarier part, (if there is one), is that those alleged "people" are just sitting there and not throwing shit at him.

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True, although he does intend to f#@k over the USA for a very long time.

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Ted is a lizard. I feel the same way the gays do about Tom Cotton, you know he's on your team but you don't like the association.

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“The first thing and I think the most important thing every one of us can do, is keep our smug punchable faces the fuck out of what those two dudes at the bar we'll probably never see again in our lives do with each other at night and worry about our own damn marriage, which, unlike Adam and Bob's, actually is our damned business.

Fixed that for you, you bigoted motherfucker.

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A punk bank. Do the cashiers hand you your money with a fist to the face?

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"Tailgunner Jr" seems like a pretty good name for Winnipeg Ted.

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Foil-lined suit libel!

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Oh that's easy: when god is just a figment of Ted's imagination.

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Same way they already get paid: Bank of Koch.

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how is it not a violation of MY "religious liberty" to impose the rules, and morality of the christians upon me? how is that different than trying to impose the rules, and morality of the, oh, let's say, the hindus upon christians? religious liberty applies to everyone. no one religion has the right to force non members to follow their rules, nor do they have the right to legislate them into law. in this country, religion only has power in it's church, and congregation. not the public at large. i'd rather die fighting for my freedom, than live under a theocracy, no matter what the religion.

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The pilgrims were so tedious the Dutch threw them out. THE DUTCH.*

*Who can tolerate more tedious than they should.

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And they keep getting elected...

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But I don't want to gay marry.

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