Canadian Ted Cruz declared his candidacy for emperor of the US Americas today, having decided that the best way to run a presidential campaign is to blow your load really early, like a teenage girl trying to be the first say "FIRST!!!" in a Perez Hilton comment thread. He, of course, did his premature ejaculation announcement speech at Dead Jerry Falwell's Liberty University, the only known educational institution to have the distinction of being the safety school you go to if you can't get into University of Phoenix. Speechifying at Liberty is a surefire dogwhistle, when you want to reassure hateful, stupid idiots that you are just as hateful and stupid as they are. Falwell, after all,
Most of his proclamations fall along those lines, but if you want to really dig deep into how many different ways he has said he’s going to amend the Constitution to ban the gayness, or how many times he’s said gays are assaulting the traditionals, the Human Rights Campaign has an exhaustive play-by-play of Cruz’s record.
Maybe it's just me but I'm pretty sure that if a website can make a pages long list of how you dehumanize another group of people that might be a sign that you're doing something wrong.
He got a lot more backlash when he wasn't the only option. Once he became the official candidate and it was him or Evil Muslim Atheist Socialist Obama they stopped caring.
It's illegal in Oklahoma to set a **higher** minimum wage than the national minimum wage.
It IS illegal in several other states to do the same thing - it's a KB rule that you have to abide by if you want their money, apparently.
Mary The Adulteress Faith Family Freedom Family Values Fallin signed that bill to protect that Ham*Handed guy who just had to pay almost a billion of his ill-gotten oil money to his ex. SOMEONE has to protect that poor billionaire who is now nearly destitute what with his net worth being depleted by dropping oil prices and his ex taking less than one tenth of his wealth - which was WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY too much and unfair and so the citizens of OklieHatie have to make it up to him with tax cuts for him and lower wages for them.
While we're just spit balling about the Constitution and what amendments a "major" Presidential candidate would be for, how about an amendment to let the teabaggers pick one shithole state or another (like Texas, or Montana, or Wyoming) that they can all move to, and they can secede - no, must secede? I can be for that, whole heartedly.
Watching him strut the stage at Liberty U. in "Jesus Loves Me" portion of the Popularity Pageant, you could see a smile creep across his face every time he hit his applause marks. And I do mean creep... you could almost see the thought bubble with the words "holy shit, these dumbfucks actually believe me!". Raphael Cruz, you duplicitous asshole.
Getting warm, sparkly Christmas socks is not so bad.
Or it could be that Sr is a douchebag, and Jr is the nozzle.
As I said, a rose by any other name... ;)
Most of his proclamations fall along those lines, but if you want to really dig deep into how many different ways he has said he’s going to amend the Constitution to ban the gayness, or how many times he’s said gays are assaulting the traditionals, the Human Rights Campaign has an exhaustive play-by-play of Cruz’s record.
Maybe it's just me but I'm pretty sure that if a website can make a pages long list of how you dehumanize another group of people that might be a sign that you're doing something wrong.
Maybe he thinks "sodomy" only applies to sex acts done with other humans.
He got a lot more backlash when he wasn't the only option. Once he became the official candidate and it was him or Evil Muslim Atheist Socialist Obama they stopped caring.
Nah. Mittens will never be president so you know he'll start projecting on one of his sons. Then he can be president vicariously.
The resident Bagger in my house doesn't like him much. He's not "Christian enough" and he's a foreigner.
Pop said he'd take Cruz over a Democrat, though.
See that reference I would have gotten had I read it first. I didn;t know the official medical name for it, tho so I goggled it and then threw up.
It's illegal in Oklahoma to set a **higher** minimum wage than the national minimum wage.
It IS illegal in several other states to do the same thing - it's a KB rule that you have to abide by if you want their money, apparently.
Mary The Adulteress Faith Family Freedom Family Values Fallin signed that bill to protect that Ham*Handed guy who just had to pay almost a billion of his ill-gotten oil money to his ex. SOMEONE has to protect that poor billionaire who is now nearly destitute what with his net worth being depleted by dropping oil prices and his ex taking less than one tenth of his wealth - which was WAY WAY WAY WAY WAY too much and unfair and so the citizens of OklieHatie have to make it up to him with tax cuts for him and lower wages for them.
While we're just spit balling about the Constitution and what amendments a "major" Presidential candidate would be for, how about an amendment to let the teabaggers pick one shithole state or another (like Texas, or Montana, or Wyoming) that they can all move to, and they can secede - no, must secede? I can be for that, whole heartedly.
I can't remember hating anyone as much as I hate this disgusting POS.
Kmer rouge?
Hey, at least you have never had to reduce one ( med- speak for tuck it back in) with your hand. The joys of nursing.
Watching him strut the stage at Liberty U. in "Jesus Loves Me" portion of the Popularity Pageant, you could see a smile creep across his face every time he hit his applause marks. And I do mean creep... you could almost see the thought bubble with the words "holy shit, these dumbfucks actually believe me!". Raphael Cruz, you duplicitous asshole.
The Sorting Hat?