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Vienna Woods's avatar

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

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"But most Canadians are polite and educated."

Obviously you haven't met my students.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

More like Queenston Heights and Lundy's Lane... The Maple Leaf Forever!!

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WA Bishop's avatar

Heh, guilty!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Keep fucking that chicken Ted.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I know a guy like that. I call him "autosexual"

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Speak for yourself.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Not just filmed in Canada- those guys are Canadian born and bred. I even was in a high school play with one of them!

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William's avatar

Damn, I knew that we should have done more to prevent all of that Canadian immigration. Where's Ann Coulter when you need her. Cruz is going to take some poor American's job.

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bobbert's avatar

That nice Mr. Hilter downstairs?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Didn't Pam Anderson get her start in an ad for Labatt's?

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Maybe it's "Soul Glo."

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Both of Sen.McCain's parents were American citizens. So it makes no difference where he was born.

Cruz's case is much more interesting. A great deal depends on how many years his Mother (US citizen) was in the US prior to his birth outside the US.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think he looks remarkably like Tailgunner Joe McCarthy.

Acts like him, too. Also.

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Lenin?

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What's a "national?"

I suspect this is the clause that counts:

"(g) a person born outside the geographical limits of the United States and its outlying possessions of parents one of whom is an alien, and the other a citizen of the United States who, prior to the birth of such person, was physically present in the United States or its outlying possessions for a period or periods totaling not less than five years, at least two of which were after attaining the age of fourteen years..."

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