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enon's avatar

i'm going to bookmark this page; i've already come back 3x today... i love it.

mailman27's avatar

I saw that footage of Cruz being booed on the news-- and I rewound it and watched it again!! I am not even shitting you!!! It was so great.

Emil Muz's avatar

When they boo Santa and beat up the Phanatic, you know they don't play around.Gritty would've put up a better fight, methinks.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Why would Fled Cruz hide if they were just normal, patriotic tourists like the right says?

Wookie Monster's avatar

It can never be said too many times.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Cruz does look like a sharpei on meth, so maybe she’s into that.

BrianW's avatar

As an Astros fan, I'm not sure what to think of a universe where I agree with Yankees fans.

Clearly though, united disparate people is what Ted Cruz does best.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

All the assholes who piss themselves with glee whenever anyone utters "Let's Go Brandon" will be whiny little bitches about this.

TurnItOff!'s avatar

I look forward to next year, when the Astros will play their World Series away games in Citi Field. Beto will attend, and New Yorkers will yell things like "Your team sucks, but I love what you did with Medicare expansion!"

I live a rich fantasy life. The longshot in this scenario is the Mets not sucking in the playoffs.

Sleepmonger's avatar

Look, either you understand baseball or you don't.Had to upvote the article just for this alone. :D

fuflans's avatar

tell you what. and i don't understand baseball.

Tessiee's avatar

'YO, GO BLOW TRUMP!!"

Tessiee's avatar

TFG thinks *he*'s popular, too.

Tessiee's avatar

Even if he were good-looking, or even averagely attractive, that whiny nasal voice would make me dry up like Ben Shapiro's wife.

Tessiee's avatar

"I have seen numerous Trumpies claim that Trump was strong, manly, robust, and similar terms, and I cannot fathom the kind of world these folks perceive"

Trump's an obnoxious, belligerent loudmouth, and they perceive that as "strong".