Ted Cruz continues his unprovoked war of aggression against American popular culture tonight with his campaign's alleged tribute to Saturday Night Live's fake ads.
You are still here? Isn't there a rill dark, filthy, pathetic corner of the web that needs your righteous indignation and 50-cent words cobbled together to appear as mature truth bombs?
Did he actually non-ironically go for the "you hate Christmas . . . and America!" line at the end there?! Does he not understand what parody is and how you successfully go about it? The stupid, it buuuuuurnnnnsssss usssssssss.
I thought it restated "the negativeness of the universe... the hideous, lonely emptiness of existence...nothingness... the predicament of man, forced to live in a barren, godless eternity, like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void, with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straightjacket in a black, absurd cosmos."
You are still here? Isn't there a rill dark, filthy, pathetic corner of the web that needs your righteous indignation and 50-cent words cobbled together to appear as mature truth bombs?
And yet they are still much better human beings than you could ever dream of being. Your existence makes our species worse.
I've met some of them and I can honestly say they're worse than me. That's why I try to put as much distance between them and me. Now please go away.
Since you're the non-human here, you go away.
What am I then, 3/5 of a person?
I repeat for the 100th time: Mike Nelson, MST3K/Rifftrax. But he's the only one.
Does it seem deeply symbolic to you?
Pro-tip - when commenting, refrain from using homonyms.
Bob Hope was a Republican.
OK. There is VIRTUALLY no such thing as a "Funny Republican."Love, proudgrampa
Did he actually non-ironically go for the "you hate Christmas . . . and America!" line at the end there?! Does he not understand what parody is and how you successfully go about it? The stupid, it buuuuuurnnnnsssss usssssssss.
I thought it restated "the negativeness of the universe... the hideous, lonely emptiness of existence...nothingness... the predicament of man, forced to live in a barren, godless eternity, like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void, with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straightjacket in a black, absurd cosmos."
"And now we come to the part you've all been waiting for. The end."
You're a brave soul Cally, but you really need to work on your impulse control.
Oh FFS! Is that for real?
Yeah, but I bet he wouldn't be one today. In the old days, even I was a Republican (I know, hard to believe, right?).