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You are still here? Isn't there a rill dark, filthy, pathetic corner of the web that needs your righteous indignation and 50-cent words cobbled together to appear as mature truth bombs?

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And yet they are still much better human beings than you could ever dream of being. Your existence makes our species worse.

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I've met some of them and I can honestly say they're worse than me. That's why I try to put as much distance between them and me. Now please go away.

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Since you're the non-human here, you go away.

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What am I then, 3/5 of a person?

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I repeat for the 100th time: Mike Nelson, MST3K/Rifftrax. But he's the only one.

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Does it seem deeply symbolic to you?

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Pro-tip - when commenting, refrain from using homonyms.

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Bob Hope was a Republican.

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OK. There is VIRTUALLY no such thing as a "Funny Republican."Love, proudgrampa

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Did he actually non-ironically go for the "you hate Christmas . . . and America!" line at the end there?! Does he not understand what parody is and how you successfully go about it? The stupid, it buuuuuurnnnnsssss usssssssss.

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I thought it restated "the negativeness of the universe... the hideous, lonely emptiness of existence...nothingness... the predicament of man, forced to live in a barren, godless eternity, like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void, with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straightjacket in a black, absurd cosmos."

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"And now we come to the part you've all been waiting for. The end."

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You're a brave soul Cally, but you really need to work on your impulse control.

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Oh FFS! Is that for real?

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Yeah, but I bet he wouldn't be one today. In the old days, even I was a Republican (I know, hard to believe, right?).

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