Still nope. Oh hey, WANKERS. It's time for your Saturday morning cocktail hour top ten list! And ugh, yeah, we sure did learn way more about what Ted Cruz's penis may or may not have done this week, and those stories are in the list! We're sorry for all the mental images that are in your brain right now, truly we are.
It's the biggest clue that the entire thing is made up - even if it isn't, surely it's his greatest selling point: "SIX REAL WOMEN SLEPT WITH ME!! SEE?? I'M HUMAN VOTE FOR ME!!!"
There comes a time when the WTF meter gets pegged so hard you ainβt measuring no fucks no more. In this presidential election cycle, Iβm there.
On one side we have the living embodiment of your aunt that gives everyone the willies. Sheβs okay, but thereβs something behind those eyes. Ever read βThe Dosadi Experimentβ? βArm yourself when the Frog God smiles.β
With her youβve got your crazy old uncle from a different side of the family. Now heβs not your normal fox watching angry old white guy, no siree. Heβs the angry old white guy that did far too much acid back in the sixties. This guy rode the bus with Timothy and hasnβt been back to the planet since.
Now letβs take a quick look at the other side. The leading guyβs wealth fluctuates based on his mood. There is no filter between brain and mouth. Anything could come out at any time. And does.
The guy in second place is despised by everybody but this canβt be true because heβs in second place. A theocratic bucket of slime is in second place. Donβt continue to ponder that itβll make your head hurt.
The third one is the nice one. Heβs just a Bircher so heβs fine.
Some interesting news from my state.Oregon sees surge in unaffiliated voters now willing to pick a party"Of this year's figure, about 16,670 registered as Democrats, 3,200 as Republicans and 700 as Independents."FYI The Independent Party is a Tea Party offshoot that considers all the present Oregon Republican politicians as RINOs. Also I remain unaffiliated.
Good thing the folks who did the Cruz Noze video didn't take on his penis adventures.
Nah . . . *tries it*Ok, it's hard.
(Did you know that it's possible to get a charlie horse in the back of your thigh? Me neither.)
So, just another day on the internet, then.
It's the biggest clue that the entire thing is made up - even if it isn't, surely it's his greatest selling point: "SIX REAL WOMEN SLEPT WITH ME!! SEE?? I'M HUMAN VOTE FOR ME!!!"
Same here!
Yeah, Cruz would TOTALLY be bragging about it if he was able to get more than one woman to sleep with him.
There comes a time when the WTF meter gets pegged so hard you ainβt measuring no fucks no more. In this presidential election cycle, Iβm there.
On one side we have the living embodiment of your aunt that gives everyone the willies. Sheβs okay, but thereβs something behind those eyes. Ever read βThe Dosadi Experimentβ? βArm yourself when the Frog God smiles.β
With her youβve got your crazy old uncle from a different side of the family. Now heβs not your normal fox watching angry old white guy, no siree. Heβs the angry old white guy that did far too much acid back in the sixties. This guy rode the bus with Timothy and hasnβt been back to the planet since.
Now letβs take a quick look at the other side. The leading guyβs wealth fluctuates based on his mood. There is no filter between brain and mouth. Anything could come out at any time. And does.
The guy in second place is despised by everybody but this canβt be true because heβs in second place. A theocratic bucket of slime is in second place. Donβt continue to ponder that itβll make your head hurt.
The third one is the nice one. Heβs just a Bircher so heβs fine.
Please put a fork in me, I'm done...
Except for myself in the shower, I haven't seen any person nekkid in years. There is no justice.
Some interesting news from my state.Oregon sees surge in unaffiliated voters now willing to pick a party"Of this year's figure, about 16,670 registered as Democrats, 3,200 as Republicans and 700 as Independents."FYI The Independent Party is a Tea Party offshoot that considers all the present Oregon Republican politicians as RINOs. Also I remain unaffiliated.
http://www.oregonlive.com/p...
He's right behind you...
I have never seen a creepier political ad. Or any type of ad for that matter.
Donna Rose on afterburners. I bet that net gun is looking better.π
My third little sister.
An unfair fight with gravity.
Dem convention drama is like attending a pep rally. Reb convention drama is like attending Omaha Beach.
2016 is the Year of the Early Drinker. The Pope has issued a blanket absolution.