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The Quirk's avatar

THEY GOT COUCHES. And probably a DVD player in the back, I never got that far when I was pushed in as a grade-schooler.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

"It even would allow kids to make football teams to go shower with the girls.”

This makes it sound like a reward for making the football team is being able to shower with the girls. Which girls sportsball team remains to clarified. Field Hockey or Ice hockey, I hope.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Trans-men using lady's bathrooms may be hard to detect. We will need va-jay-jay inspectors at the door. I volunteer.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

May I suggest separate bathrooms for Christians. Also separate water fountains and lunch counters. They already have separate schools, bakeries, florists, pharmacists.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Is it just my imagination, or does his son look just a wee bit trans? Just asking ...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"...the wicked electing the wicked..."</i>

The Democrats stayed home and the Republicans won in 2014. I get it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<blockquote>the usual load of bollocks.</blockquote>

Dok, are you from Idaho or Islington? Boise or Barnet?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Only attribute I ever notice is "punchable".

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

*His *Hers *Unisex *Cruz

Fixed

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chascates's avatar

His escape to America was a big win for the Castro regime.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Given the kinds of legislation to regulate the womenz they come up with, you really need to ask that question?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Keep it up and you'll both be in Barney.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Hey pal, what you do in the can is your business. Okay?

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SullivanSt's avatar

'E's 'avin' a lahf...

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SullivanSt's avatar

In a sane country, being a clown like he is himself would've been an insurmountable liability to his Senate aspirations.

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PubOption's avatar

I think Rafael is trying to recruit Mormons who are afraid of the LDS latest position on LGBT rights, to his church. They will probably not need as much reprogramming as 'off the street' converts.

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