NOPE! Everyone, get ready to make your surprise faces, because Ted Cruz did something assholish. WE KNOW, we didn't believe it either for a second! There are reports coming out of Iowa about a rudely misleading mailer sent by the Cruz campaign, to peer-pressure average voters to stop masturbating to sex thoughts about the Iowa State Fair Butter Cow, and instead come out and do caucus love to Cruz. And guess what? The mailer is bullshit and mean and bad:
No, he's just leading the Republican pack into new lows of human savagery, that's all.By the next Presidential Election cycle, this will look gentle and mundane.
I will apologize to no one for using every tool we can to encourage Iowa voters to come out and vote...
Look forward to CanaTed's commitment to getting the vote out in the General, in places like Mississippi or South Carolina, or any state with a population that is more than 2.68% African American.
Upvoted for proper use of the word "skeevy."
Normal standards of human decency are completely alien to Cruz.
No, he's just leading the Republican pack into new lows of human savagery, that's all.By the next Presidential Election cycle, this will look gentle and mundane.
I think we should plan an intervention.
His loathsomeness is global.
Waaaaay too much jeebus in that speech for me.
He's a dick. So what else is new?
“I will apologize to no one for using every tool we can to encourage Iowa voters to come out and vote..."
Is really..
"I will apologize to no one for being a tool and trying to shame and embarrass Iowa voters into voting for me, for I am an Asshole."
/FIFY
If they can't come up with an offense they'll do the old standby and arrest you for resisting arrest.
I will apologize to no one for using every tool we can to encourage Iowa voters to come out and vote...
Look forward to CanaTed's commitment to getting the vote out in the General, in places like Mississippi or South Carolina, or any state with a population that is more than 2.68% African American.
I love you truly, madly, deeply.
it's mail /election fraud ...a federal crime...subject to fines and imprisonment ;) yippee...send Taliban Ted to Jail
So what's the problem? The cards just said "I'm Ted Cruz and I want to be your president, buddy."
I'm not your buddy, guy.
I'm not your guy, friend.
I'm not your guy, friend!