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Teto85's avatar

Upvoted for proper use of the word "skeevy."

Wookie Monster's avatar

Normal standards of human decency are completely alien to Cruz.

5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

No, he's just leading the Republican pack into new lows of human savagery, that's all.By the next Presidential Election cycle, this will look gentle and mundane.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I think we should plan an intervention.

BadKitty904's avatar

His loathsomeness is global.

Peggy Ryan's avatar

Waaaaay too much jeebus in that speech for me.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

He's a dick. So what else is new?

Incoming Ham's avatar

“I will apologize to no one for using every tool we can to encourage Iowa voters to come out and vote..."

Is really..

"I will apologize to no one for being a tool and trying to shame and embarrass Iowa voters into voting for me, for I am an Asshole."

/FIFY

BigHorn's avatar

If they can't come up with an offense they'll do the old standby and arrest you for resisting arrest.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I will apologize to no one for using every tool we can to encourage Iowa voters to come out and vote...

Look forward to CanaTed's commitment to getting the vote out in the General, in places like Mississippi or South Carolina, or any state with a population that is more than 2.68% African American.

MyLovelyNose's avatar

I love you truly, madly, deeply.

maggie's avatar

it's mail /election fraud ...a federal crime...subject to fines and imprisonment ;) yippee...send Taliban Ted to Jail

Lord-Nash's avatar

So what's the problem? The cards just said "I'm Ted Cruz and I want to be your president, buddy."

Teto85's avatar

I'm not your buddy, guy.

Lord-Nash's avatar

I'm not your guy, friend.

Lord-Nash's avatar

I'm not your guy, friend!