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I like HaTed, but with different spacing/punctuation.

"Ha. Ted."

It's nice because it's two actual words, and reads well whether one catches the second meaning or not.

It can caption absolutely any picture of this creep. People on the twitters can use it to respond to any tweet containing a picture of him. It can be a useful quick response when, once again, Brolly Bunny shows up as a comment (not allowed here, of course) to an article on Ted. Simple, complete.

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Rhinos?

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Iowa actually backfired on Teddie. Campaign trail rumor had it Ben was considering packing it in after Iowa, but he got so pissed at Ted's dickery, that he's staying in. He can't win, but every evangelical vote he gets is a vote Ted isn't getting, and, in this field, that could be the difference between victory and defeat.

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Actually this distribution of this mailer indicates that the Cruz campaign is overfunded and clueless. I got that same mailer and I'm a registered Democrat. I never get mailers from national Republican candidates (I get plenty of mail from Democrats). If the Cruz campaign wants to waste its money by failing to properly identify their marketing segment, let 'em.

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Maybe we should take a cue from the Bundy gang fiasco and send dildos. Or blow up dolls.

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My Little Pony blow up dolls? Why yes that is a thing.

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Not if you're Republican, duh.

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At least it might put a smile on his daughter's face and give her something to do while daddy is running around the country trying to tear up the US constitution.

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The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would look buff next to Christie.

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The Tao of Derp.

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If I receive that check, can I write it out for negative one-hundred million dollars and send it back so the Cruz campaign has to pay me?

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I always drop the return envelope in a mailbox, so they pay the postage when it gets processed.

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Those daughters are being raised the proper WASP way with Bibles, homophobic propaganda, and ledgers! They aren't allowed to have fun or play with anthropomorphic pony toys!

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I think it's significant that Cruz refused to look in the mirror.

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Do what Ted does: make a check out to "God" and leave it in the collection plate.

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