A hearty Wonkette Congratulations to Pastor Ted Haggard, who is now officially, completely heterosexual. It only took three weeks! The homosexuals will have to step up their game, it takes them years of indoctrination to turn kids gay. "He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."
Ted Haggard Now Straight
Ted Haggard Now Straight
Ted Haggard Now Straight
A hearty Wonkette Congratulations to Pastor Ted Haggard, who is now officially, completely heterosexual. It only took three weeks! The homosexuals will have to step up their game, it takes them years of indoctrination to turn kids gay. "He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting- out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."