Former leading Bush evangelical megachurch pastor/guy who did crystal meth with gay prostitutes Ted Haggard is featured in the February issue of Gentlemen's Quarterly , so that gentlemen can remove their top hats and waistcoats, sit down at the chair with some light reading, and laugh at him.
That is actually the line my 14 year old second cousin gave her parents when she got caught "not having sex" with a high school drop out.
Ted, I know from friends how hard recovery can be. However, here's a tip: You're going to have a hard time negotiating those steps if you keep using phrases like, "so I thought I’d harden that up with some Paul".
Cheer up. On their death bed, hardly anyone says "I wish I spent more time using meth and masturbating." One reason for that is, of course, that masturbating meth-heads don't die on a bed -- usually more of a sofa setting, or one of those government-issued hammocks I heard about.
And I love you back Grampa. Where have you been? I've missed you. No one else around here takes the time to school me on my apostrophe abuses. :)
“Anyway, I’m reading Romans. I just finished with Matthew, which is all Jesus, so I thought I’d harden that up with some Paul.”
Theologically speaking, he's saying that having too much gospel in your diet turns a man into a wimp. You need to balance out with some epistles, which contain more fiber and zest.
That is actually the line my 14 year old second cousin gave her parents when she got caught "not having sex" with a high school drop out.
Or on the bus.
You mean the Refried Tossed Salad Version?
Ted, I know from friends how hard recovery can be. However, here's a tip: You're going to have a hard time negotiating those steps if you keep using phrases like, "so I thought I’d harden that up with some Paul".
...if guys needed Meth to masturbate, it would be legal by now!
Cheer up. On their death bed, hardly anyone says "I wish I spent more time using meth and masturbating." One reason for that is, of course, that masturbating meth-heads don't die on a bed -- usually more of a sofa setting, or one of those government-issued hammocks I heard about.
Are we talking about Ron or Rand here?
And I love you back Grampa. Where have you been? I've missed you. No one else around here takes the time to school me on my apostrophe abuses. :)
We'd sure be rid of Bill O'Reilly.
Next thing I know, you'll be telling me that all straight men fantasize about two women at one time.
Poor Teddy. You know you're getting old when you go from "bisexual" to "buy sexual".
Them's the breaks.
"Harden that up with some Paul" is one of my favorite phrases to use while having a three-way with a guy named Paul.
...as we speak Pfizer is patenting a new ED pill!
“Anyway, I’m reading Romans. I just finished with Matthew, which is all Jesus, so I thought I’d harden that up with some Paul.”
Theologically speaking, he's saying that having too much gospel in your diet turns a man into a wimp. You need to balance out with some epistles, which contain more fiber and zest.