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It's the only way to be sure.

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Not a 2x4, but a ClueByFour. Many problems are solved by the application of a ClueByFour upside someone's head. With votes, of course....

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Awww, they're BOTH hawt redheads!

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Gonna be stealin' that.

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Burn 'em for fuel.

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actually i'd be cool if they could just write a five page essay with no misspellings and the correct application of apostrophes, commas and capitalization.

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<i>“If you want another Concord bridge, I’ve got some buddies.”</i>

i don't think even MORE wingtard fear droppings are going to convince anyone ted.

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Those who can't comment, drink.

Wait..

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Some son of a bitch would die (from votes).

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Of course not, but there was still the World Series.

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But, as it happened, effective.

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<i>If you want another Concord bridge, I’ve got some buddies.</i>

His "buddies" no doubt already live <i>under</i> the bridge so they wouldn't have that far to commute.

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Sent them all to an island -- which would become a very <i>polite</i> island, so let's be sure the island has no jackbooted police to take away their rights. How many days do you think this libertardian paradise would last?

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If the wingnutz want another Concord bridge, Ted has one to sell them.

Ted's latched onto the basics of grifting, as practiced by Sarah Palin and American teevee talibangelists: find really dumb people, and take their money in exchange for telling them that they're 100% right.

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No, it's Sing Sing, obvs: Γ’Β™ΒͺPrisoners of Loveҙ«

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