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Boscoe's avatar

Which isn't saying much...

Boscoe's avatar

And how many people have died from skin cancer and exposure? Why aren't we shooting missiles into the sun right NOW??

Boscoe's avatar

Not having PTSD helps them stay rested and focused.

Boscoe's avatar

It's not about quantity, it's about QUALITY. ;P

Latverian Diplomat's avatar

"Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun." --Charles Montgomery Burns.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

He says backyard pools will go the way of lawn darts. So, that means safer and glow-in-the-dark?

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

I suspect Nugent has put a muzzle on himself more than once.

Virginia Dreaming's avatar

This article convinced me of one thing. I want Nugent to go swimming a lot more often.

Boscoe's avatar

Damn you kids and your clever user names!

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Finally, someone with the backbone and arsenal to take on Big Pool.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

We can certainly include the gene pool.

Greg Comlish's avatar

"... Would go the way of lawn darts"

For those too young to remember: Lawn darts were heavy, sharpened, metal stakes that people used to toss around during backyard cookouts and picnics in the park. People tended to drink at these events where they were tossing these spikes around. Every once-in-a-while a spike ended up embedded in somebody's skull, typically a child who was running around. This doesn't happen anymore because we banned lawn darts, but after the ban first was introduced white people in the 'burbs could not believe the government was stopping them from having a little fun.

Sarah's avatar

I "love" the implication that (black) kids as young as 11 obviously deserve to die because they're irredeemable gangsters.

topjob66t's avatar

Well I knew he had talent but I got the knowledge of his abilities from only the Colbert Report. Apparently a boatload of people saw it and utilized him in many different ways. So good for him.

jim's avatar

Needs TRIGGER WARNING for Chuckie Krauthammer.

Alex Grey's avatar

Time to dust this one off again...