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He should never be taken seriously, but be treated with all of the derision and utter contempt that he has earned and so richly deserves.

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C'mon Ted, you promised you would be dead or in jail if Obama was reelected. I prefer the former, so let's get with it, do the right thing, we're gettin tired of waiting. Oh, by the way, use a shotgun--with a pistol you might miss your tiny brain

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His duet of Cat Scratch Fever with Christianist douchnozzle Mike Huckabee on bass on his FOX News show was priceless

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Speaking of guns, can we talk about this asshat?

http://www.usatoday.com/sto...

One article claims Zimmerman is selling the gun he shot Trayvon with to raise funds for an anti-Hillary PAC but I can't confirm it yet.

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Or that God/The Universe has a really fucked up sense of humor.

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Gene can go fuck himself with votes after what he recently said about Prince

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Ted Nugent really does appear to need professional help. The entire NRA and the right wing echo machine instead chooses to egg him on and see what he will do next. ...enablers.

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Huckabee looked like a zombie.

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The Guardian has the storyGeorge Zimmerman to auction gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin

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Genius!

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Using the ultimate warming lube: Hot sauce.

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More of a hard spot, when you think about it.

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This burn is equal parts subtle and savage. Well done.

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I rarely share that story, and everyone's reaction is the same as mine was then and yours is now. He's absolutely the most vile human being alive. And in hindsight I should have prefaced that story with a warning to all.

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“Many have expressed interest in owning and displaying the firearm including the Smithsonian museum in Washington D.C. This is a piece of American history."There is no way I could ever get drunk enough to believe that without my liver just crawling out of my body, flipping me two birds and walking off.

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Barry's lame duck period could be truly glorious if he hired us to schedule his appearances

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