Hey did you guys check out WND? They have an EXCLUSIVE interview with Ted Nugent! Exclusives are exciting! Exclusive means that no one else on the whole internet has this Ted Nugent masterpiece. Wait. Now that we think about it, this would pretty much be the case for every piece of writing on the internets, unless you are a news aggregator. Editrix! Please to declare this, and all other posts henceforth, a Wonkette exclusive or, if you prefer, a Wonkclusive.
“These people are out of their cotton-picking minds, and they scare Americans who are committed to logic, truth and common-sense, and real solutions instead of the insanity that I witness from our government and media.”
Funny ... that's exactly what I think of the NRA guntards.
The collateral damage would be severe. Unless you want to include some kind of adjustable setting, because many fine guitarists are "somewhat" crazy...
Call me slow, but I'm still trying to figure out how a bus boycott would aid gun owners in keeping their weapons. Wouldn't it make more sense to hole up in a compound in, say, Waco, and shoot anyone who comes near?
<blockquote>You know, here at Wonkette, we like our snark as much as the next faceless genderless ageless entity (ok, we like our snark way more than everyone but nevermind)</blockquote>
Pshaw, weak sauce. You should&#039;ve gone for:
You are talking to a faceless genderless ageless entity which likes its snark more than anyone who lives.
BTW, is it just me, or did The Nuge just admit to being a zombie? Oh and also, Nuge, WE ARE NOT TALKING TO YOU, because you are not here.
&ldquo;These people are out of their cotton-picking minds, and they scare Americans who are committed to logic, truth and common-sense, and real solutions instead of the insanity that I witness from our government and media.&rdquo;
Funny ... that&#039;s exactly what I think of the NRA guntards.
That was now, this is then, or something ;)
Imagine how scared they&#039;d be if they <i>didn&#039;t</i> have the gunz...
It was clear he doesn&#039;t have much of an imagination...
Whoever&#039;s helping him write this dreck is just messing with him now.
Are there no FEMA camps?
The collateral damage would be severe. Unless you want to include some kind of adjustable setting, because many fine guitarists are &quot;somewhat&quot; crazy...
Water is dry in the same way that a good martini is dry; very little vermouth.
The media and the government is hell-bent on convincing the world that Ted Nugent really exists, because no one could be such a monumental asshole.
Call me slow, but I&#039;m still trying to figure out how a bus boycott would aid gun owners in keeping their weapons. Wouldn&#039;t it make more sense to hole up in a compound in, say, Waco, and shoot anyone who comes near?
It&#039;s only an exclusive if someone else, somewhere, anywhere, would have liked to publish it.
John Waters
This time the bullet cold rocked ya A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika Nothing civil &#039;bout your civil disobedience
<blockquote>You know, here at Wonkette, we like our snark as much as the next faceless genderless ageless entity (ok, we like our snark way more than everyone but nevermind)</blockquote>
Pshaw, weak sauce. You should&#039;ve gone for:
You are talking to a faceless genderless ageless entity which likes its snark more than anyone who lives.
BTW, is it just me, or did The Nuge just admit to being a zombie? Oh and also, Nuge, WE ARE NOT TALKING TO YOU, because you are not here.
Was?
Fuck you! How &#039;bout that?
I like forward to his humus stage.