Ted Nugent is bringing his political know-how to the contest for Texas Agriculture Commission, accepting the positions of co-chair and treasurer for former state Rep.
I'm pretty sure they "donate the food to charity". At least, that's what they call dumping a boar carcass outside the nearest soup kitchen, and driving away laughing.
<i>known for his <strike>interest in </strike> <b>nonsensical rants</b> in national and high-profile statewide races.<i></i></i>
Ted Nugent is apparently thinking of running for president, which I strongly encourage him to do. First, it will provide great snark fodder for all of us. Second, it would be the final culmination of the takeover of the Republican party by the uber crazy right.
When you go to Ted&#039;s ranch (which is only 2 miles from David Karesh&#039;s former Branch Davidian compound) you can hear the goats and the sheep announcing D-A-D-D-Y when Ted walks the fields.
Are War Bonnets normally decorated with raccoon tails?
He lives in Texas.
Where else would he live? Arizona has political crazies, sure, but only Texas has room for Ted&#039;s brand of stoopid.
I&#039;m pretty sure they &quot;donate the food to charity&quot;. At least, that&#039;s what they call dumping a boar carcass outside the nearest soup kitchen, and driving away laughing.
How many blocks would he take out if he were to be detonated?
<i>known for his <strike>interest in </strike> <b>nonsensical rants</b> in national and high-profile statewide races.<i></i></i>
Fixed that for you, Texas Tribune.</i>
Ted Nugent is apparently thinking of running for president, which I strongly encourage him to do. First, it will provide great snark fodder for all of us. Second, it would be the final culmination of the takeover of the Republican party by the uber crazy right.
This will end well.*
*The other candidates.
When you go to Ted&#039;s ranch (which is only 2 miles from David Karesh&#039;s former Branch Davidian compound) you can hear the goats and the sheep announcing D-A-D-D-Y when Ted walks the fields.