Ted Nugent is bringing his political know-how to the contest for Texas Agriculture Commission, accepting the positions of co-chair and treasurer for former state Rep. Sid Miller. Nugent promises to "raise as much hell" as possible on Miller's behalf, while his direct involvement in day-to-day management of the campaign is expected to consist of posing for photographs with a variety of firearms and saying whatever crazy shit occurs to him at any given moment, preferably in the presence of reporters, while others in the campaign keep a careful watch over the petty cash drawer and the key to the liquor cabinet.
I'm pretty sure they "donate the food to charity". At least, that's what they call dumping a boar carcass outside the nearest soup kitchen, and driving away laughing.
<i>known for his <strike>interest in </strike> <b>nonsensical rants</b> in national and high-profile statewide races.<i></i></i>
Ted Nugent is apparently thinking of running for president, which I strongly encourage him to do. First, it will provide great snark fodder for all of us. Second, it would be the final culmination of the takeover of the Republican party by the uber crazy right.
When you go to Ted&#039;s ranch (which is only 2 miles from David Karesh&#039;s former Branch Davidian compound) you can hear the goats and the sheep announcing D-A-D-D-Y when Ted walks the fields.
Are War Bonnets normally decorated with raccoon tails?
He lives in Texas.
Where else would he live? Arizona has political crazies, sure, but only Texas has room for Ted&#039;s brand of stoopid.
I&#039;m pretty sure they &quot;donate the food to charity&quot;. At least, that&#039;s what they call dumping a boar carcass outside the nearest soup kitchen, and driving away laughing.
How many blocks would he take out if he were to be detonated?
<i>known for his <strike>interest in </strike> <b>nonsensical rants</b> in national and high-profile statewide races.<i></i></i>
Fixed that for you, Texas Tribune.</i>
Ted Nugent is apparently thinking of running for president, which I strongly encourage him to do. First, it will provide great snark fodder for all of us. Second, it would be the final culmination of the takeover of the Republican party by the uber crazy right.
This will end well.*
*The other candidates.
When you go to Ted&#039;s ranch (which is only 2 miles from David Karesh&#039;s former Branch Davidian compound) you can hear the goats and the sheep announcing D-A-D-D-Y when Ted walks the fields.