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Were you that kid who kept it red for fifteen or twenty minutes?

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Ego? We should just call him Id Nugent.

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It's "a matter of time", in the words of a song I heard somewhere.

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Hmmmm...I think the only reason he might have attended texass public schools was to hunt for underage girls. He actually was raised in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan.

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"Tie dye muumuu..." That would be awesome! Cheers!

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This post was hilarious. But I'd expect that given it's about Ted "pooed pants to avoid the draft" Nugent. Black people can be against cops killing Blacks and Blacks killing Blacks at the same time. It's not an "either or" situation.

We can be against rich guys paying thousands of dollars to trophy hunt while acknowledging that some Africans hunt lions for food or clothing. Again, it's not an either or situation.

Who takes Nugent seriously anyways? Except maybe Huckabee?

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Yikes. Those are some pretty icky lyrics. Perfect song for a child molester. No wonder Huckabee likes Nugent.

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Wow! Yet his friend Huckabee has only criticized Beyonce, who to my knowledge has never written lyrics perfect for a child molester.

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Don't we wish.

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No, this Ted is just more political. He was always an egotistical loud mouth. When he did shifts on Detroit radio you could not shut the fucker up. Now he plays to the only base that still buys his CDs and goes to his concerts - the Tea baggers. Same Ted, different audience.

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If only he restricted being a puke to once a year.

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Correction. He spent his childhood in the Detroit area. His parents moved to Palantine, IL, when he was about to go to high school. There's plenty of blame to go around the Midwest. He graduated from St. Viator High School in Arlington Heights, IL. So in addition to being a puke, he's a prep school puke.

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No it's all yours.

The next time the Republicans take debate questions from the public, I'd like to ask Mike Huckabee to read aloud the lyrics to Wango Tango.

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Does this count as a case of Cat Scratch...fuck it, too easy.

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ALRIGHT! I'm getting off your lawn GEEZ!

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"The National Rifle Association, or NAMBLA..."(Post must be read in Jon Stewart's voice)

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