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It was the autoerotic asphyxiation, as he flapped to his underage guns.

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Million to one shot, doc! Million to one.

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I wonder if Savage's followers know they're actually part of "Wiener Nation"

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Henry II libelz.

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He also said "I watched Apocalypse now, Platoon, and Full Metal Jacket. Those movies taught me all I needed to know about the horrors of war. That's why I pooped my pants, and stayed home instead"

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All the upfists!!!

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So much for 'freedom' in the 'best country on Earth'. Effing twat.

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Ewww. Sounds like the long pig equivalent of farm-raised salmon.

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See, some of us read Old Yeller in middle school. And the take away wasn't how much fun it is to shoot a maybe rabid dog.

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Nugent talks about 'cleansing' an awful lot.

Maybe he's still cleaning up after his poopy pants incident, and assumes everyone else is as well.

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I find it amusing that so many of these people who have fantasies about being the "good guy with a gun" did everything they could to get out of ever having to be in real combat.

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Teddy Buttnuggets is the last person who should recommend blowing away people for acting like rabid animals.

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Everyone knows butts are for pants-pooping only.

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Heard AJ for first time on hAteM radio last night after a pleasant evening of 501 and pints. Audio fucking kryptonite. How is he a thing?

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No shit. WTF is wrong with this entity?

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