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John Smith's avatar

It was the autoerotic asphyxiation, as he flapped to his underage guns.

John Smith's avatar

Million to one shot, doc! Million to one.

pussygrabber in chief's avatar

I wonder if Savage's followers know they're actually part of "Wiener Nation"

Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

He also said "I watched Apocalypse now, Platoon, and Full Metal Jacket. Those movies taught me all I needed to know about the horrors of war. That's why I pooped my pants, and stayed home instead"

Birohazard's avatar

So much for 'freedom' in the 'best country on Earth'. Effing twat.

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Ewww. Sounds like the long pig equivalent of farm-raised salmon.

Finn the Human's avatar

See, some of us read Old Yeller in middle school. And the take away wasn't how much fun it is to shoot a maybe rabid dog.

Finn the Human's avatar

Nugent talks about 'cleansing' an awful lot.

Maybe he's still cleaning up after his poopy pants incident, and assumes everyone else is as well.

DeputyVanHalen's avatar

I find it amusing that so many of these people who have fantasies about being the "good guy with a gun" did everything they could to get out of ever having to be in real combat.

Grokenstein's avatar

Teddy Buttnuggets is the last person who should recommend blowing away people for acting like rabid animals.

Metadude's avatar

Everyone knows butts are for pants-pooping only.

Iam Reading's avatar

Heard AJ for first time on hAteM radio last night after a pleasant evening of 501 and pints. Audio fucking kryptonite. How is he a thing?

Iam Reading's avatar

No shit. WTF is wrong with this entity?