We don’t know much about Texas politics, and we don’t want to. But it strikes us as maybe a bit desperate of Republican gubernatorial candidate Greg Abbott to be campaigning with Ted Nugent, the terminally conservative guitar man of "Obama is a sub-human mongrel"
You forgot &quot;Cat Scratch Fever&quot;! Who can forget Mike &quot;morality&quot; Huckabee playing bass while The Nuge sang<blockquote>Well I make a pussy purr With the stroke of my hand They* know they&#039;re gettin&#039; it from me And they know just where to go</blockquote> * underage girls
<b>Ted Nugent, Greg Abbott&#039;s New Campaign Pal, Has a Thing for Underage Girls</b> <a href="http://blogs.dallasobserver..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/0...">http://blogs.dallasobserver... <i>. . .one wonders if the Abbott camp would have been so keen to pal around with Nugent had they watched VH1&#039;s 1998 &quot;Behind the Music&quot; documentary on the Motor City Madman. &quot;I was addicted to girls,&quot; he says in the documentary, admitting to multiple affairs with underage girls. &quot;It was hopeless. It was beautiful.&quot; But don&#039;t worry. Their parents were on board with it. &quot;I got the stamp of approval of their parents,&quot; Nugent said on the video. &quot;I guess they figured better Ted Nugent than some drug-infested punk in high school.&quot;
<b>Romney supporter Ted Nugent: Pedophile? He says so! (Video) [2012] <a href="http://www.examiner.com/art..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.examiner.com/article/romney-supporter-...">http://www.examiner.com/art... <i>He lambastes drug users and alcohol drinkers, but repeatedly admits (without a trace of humility, however) to being a serial pedophile. Two relationships (one with his wife and one with &ldquo;muse&rdquo; Pele Massa, who was 17 when they started dating) were ended due to Ted&rsquo;s infidelity while on the road, often with underage women. But Ted justifies his behavior with one of his trademark funny expressions: &ldquo;alternative flesh management.&rdquo; Courtney Love phoned into the Howard Stern Show on Monday before eventually coming into the studio where she made the shocking allegation that one of the first times she had oral sex was with Ted Nugent. She said she was young and she didn&rsquo;t want to say exactly how old she was, but eventually confessed she was 12-year-old &mdash; which would have made Nugent approximately 28 years old at the time. The New York Post attempted to contact Nugent for a response but was unsuccessful. Moderators at Nugent&rsquo;s official forum deleted the only thread asking about the topic as evidenced by the forum&rsquo;s search giving a file not found error for the matched thread. She added it was a long time ago and she didn&rsquo;t even have breasts yet. </i></b>
<a href="http://www.artistfacts.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.artistfacts.com/detail.php?id=44">http://www.artistfacts.com/... <i>Nugent went to great lengths to avoid serving in the Army and continue his music career. When he got his draft notice at age 18, he had 30 days before his physical, which was plenty of time for him to deteriorate his condition. He immediately stopped bathing and shaving, and started eating only unhealthy foods. A week before the physical, he stopped using the bathroom and just went in his pants. Never a drug user, he snorted some lines of crystal meth. When he showed up for the physical, he was a complete mess, telling High Times in a 1977 interview, &quot;I was a walking, talking hunk of human s--t. I made gutter swine hippies look like football players.&quot; The ruse worked, as Nugent passed out when they put the needle in his arm for the blood test, and proved that he was clearly not fit to serve. He was classified 4-F, not acceptable under &quot;physical, mental, or moral standards.&quot; Nugent said that he would have been great in the Army, but he had better things to do.
He had a relationship with a 17-year old Hawaiian girl when he was 30. He became her legal guardian in order to comply with laws regarding relationships with minors.</i>
You forgot &quot;Cat Scratch Fever&quot;! Who can forget Mike &quot;morality&quot; Huckabee playing bass while The Nuge sang<blockquote>Well I make a pussy purr With the stroke of my hand They* know they&#039;re gettin&#039; it from me And they know just where to go</blockquote> * underage girls
What is Abbott going to save Texas from ? Girl cooties ?
He most emphatically does not play guitar &quot;good&quot;
This is wonderful. Thank you for sharing.
Or a Cheney.
&quot;accidental discharge&quot; also happens to be his favorite euphemism for a pre draft board poop
that loin cloth hasn&#039;t been laundered since 1978
Wendy needs to get busy studying old columns of Molly Ivins.
How effective can those FEMA camp roundups be? I mean, Nugent&#039;s still running around isn&#039;t he?
<b>Ted Nugent, Greg Abbott&#039;s New Campaign Pal, Has a Thing for Underage Girls</b> <a href="http://blogs.dallasobserver..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2014/0...">http://blogs.dallasobserver... <i>. . .one wonders if the Abbott camp would have been so keen to pal around with Nugent had they watched VH1&#039;s 1998 &quot;Behind the Music&quot; documentary on the Motor City Madman. &quot;I was addicted to girls,&quot; he says in the documentary, admitting to multiple affairs with underage girls. &quot;It was hopeless. It was beautiful.&quot; But don&#039;t worry. Their parents were on board with it. &quot;I got the stamp of approval of their parents,&quot; Nugent said on the video. &quot;I guess they figured better Ted Nugent than some drug-infested punk in high school.&quot;
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I nominate Ted for the Rock and Roll Hall of Shame.
<b>Romney supporter Ted Nugent: Pedophile? He says so! (Video) [2012] <a href="http://www.examiner.com/art..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.examiner.com/article/romney-supporter-...">http://www.examiner.com/art... <i>He lambastes drug users and alcohol drinkers, but repeatedly admits (without a trace of humility, however) to being a serial pedophile. Two relationships (one with his wife and one with &ldquo;muse&rdquo; Pele Massa, who was 17 when they started dating) were ended due to Ted&rsquo;s infidelity while on the road, often with underage women. But Ted justifies his behavior with one of his trademark funny expressions: &ldquo;alternative flesh management.&rdquo; Courtney Love phoned into the Howard Stern Show on Monday before eventually coming into the studio where she made the shocking allegation that one of the first times she had oral sex was with Ted Nugent. She said she was young and she didn&rsquo;t want to say exactly how old she was, but eventually confessed she was 12-year-old &mdash; which would have made Nugent approximately 28 years old at the time. The New York Post attempted to contact Nugent for a response but was unsuccessful. Moderators at Nugent&rsquo;s official forum deleted the only thread asking about the topic as evidenced by the forum&rsquo;s search giving a file not found error for the matched thread. She added it was a long time ago and she didn&rsquo;t even have breasts yet. </i></b>
<a href="http://www.artistfacts.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.artistfacts.com/detail.php?id=44">http://www.artistfacts.com/... <i>Nugent went to great lengths to avoid serving in the Army and continue his music career. When he got his draft notice at age 18, he had 30 days before his physical, which was plenty of time for him to deteriorate his condition. He immediately stopped bathing and shaving, and started eating only unhealthy foods. A week before the physical, he stopped using the bathroom and just went in his pants. Never a drug user, he snorted some lines of crystal meth. When he showed up for the physical, he was a complete mess, telling High Times in a 1977 interview, &quot;I was a walking, talking hunk of human s--t. I made gutter swine hippies look like football players.&quot; The ruse worked, as Nugent passed out when they put the needle in his arm for the blood test, and proved that he was clearly not fit to serve. He was classified 4-F, not acceptable under &quot;physical, mental, or moral standards.&quot; Nugent said that he would have been great in the Army, but he had better things to do.
He had a relationship with a 17-year old Hawaiian girl when he was 30. He became her legal guardian in order to comply with laws regarding relationships with minors.</i>
except his sex tape would likely land him in jail, considering his predilection for teenage girls