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I'm here tonight to speak out against busting schoolchildren. Busting schoolchildren is a terrible, terrible thing. I hear this is going on all over the country.

Never mind...

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Which is why I never use it. Maybe I am not viewing enough pr0n these days, Google may think my libido has died...

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SLIP LIBEL!

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I am a white boy from Montana.

I have about as much groove as a blank record. Also: an eight inch vertical leap.

But thanks for the encouragement.

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Did you insert it yet?

I couldn't tell....

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I think historically at least, his messes have been ... south of the border.

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DRAIN THE DANG OCEANS

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Dok, that was quite an earnest takedown of - for fuck's sake - a Ted Nugent OpEd on Wing Nut fucking Daily

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Obviously what he means is projecting Sarah Palin's "Undefeated" movie in a loop on it, every few feet, which would keep illegal immigrants away primarily due to all the Teaticans constantly wackin' it in front of it.

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Because it is the worst kind of racism, racism against ignorant whites.

I mean, they would have to be ignorant to see a sign in Spanish, and not know to look slightly up at the much larger sign in English.

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pfft.

Super Tame. <a href="http:\/\/www.probertencyclopaedia.com\/j\/Pony%20Girl.jpg" target="_blank">This</a>, what looks like a fully clothed Sweet Dee from Always Sunny in a fairly conservative pony bridle, was the worst thing to appear in the first several hundred results.

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I think I prefer HuffPost's nip articles over WND's.

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Was <a href="http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/lifeandstyle\/gallery\/2009\/mar\/26\/my-little-pony-film-characters-pictures" target="_blank">this</a> what Doktor Zoom was warning us not to Google for? Because I did, and probably shouldn't have.

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Get tougher Ted. Force them to be Nugent roadies for five years. Meeting Nugent fans will learn them real good what it's like to be a dumbass loser in America.

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Snarking on Ted Nugent is like beating up school children.

It's far too easy. It's good for a few chuckles, but gets boring after the first few times...

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"steaming load of dingo’s kidneys."

"Fetid" not good enough for you, mate?

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