Ted Stevens has represented Alaska in the Senate since the days of Pangaea, when Alaska was a Land Bridge from Russia and he became famous by killin' Cro-Magnon commies who kept crossing over to take factory jobs from "real Americans." He wouldn't resign from the Senate after being convicted on seven counts and wouldn't drop out of his Senate race. This makes it all the more shocking that he has conceded the race to [random warm-bodied Democrat] today,
Ted Stevens Inexplicably Concedes
Ted Stevens Inexplicably Concedes
Ted Stevens Inexplicably Concedes
Ted Stevens has represented Alaska in the Senate since the days of Pangaea, when Alaska was a Land Bridge from Russia and he became famous by killin' Cro-Magnon commies who kept crossing over to take factory jobs from "real Americans." He wouldn't resign from the Senate after being convicted on seven counts and wouldn't drop out of his Senate race. This makes it all the more shocking that he has conceded the race to [random warm-bodied Democrat] today,