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They look like offspring of Jim and Tammy Baker who were famous for their circus clown orgies

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Wait a second, Missy. We're still months from the Finals.

Also, too, go Sharks (because random chance)!

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Pretender libel.

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I'm not sure it's bad news. If the SCROTUS does indeed knock down the ACA, I'd like to think that the Obama campaign would seize on this as a rallying point. "You see what happens with a Republican-majority Supreme Court? Five of these robed cultists are NOT ON YOUR SIDE".

A man can dream.

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I bet they both have vaginas.

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Sounds socialist ... the goobers who subscribe to the Church of Grift will never go for it.

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I've known some regular pastors I admire. Televangelism is a con through and through.

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Actually, they prove the evolutionary viability of the social animal. Think "Queen" and "drones".

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Don't forget Pastor Rod L. "Lock and Load" Parsley, ready and rarin' to go and kill him a mess o' Muslins.

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No separation between church and estate.

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Two words for these charlatans: Camel. Needle.

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Quite the friend: Roe Messner, who divorced his own wife to marry Tammy, and who himself later went to jail, in part for bilking Bakker's ministry out of millions.

Carl Hiaasen himself couldn't make up characters like these shameless grifters.

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No, I'm thinking more a breeding experiment between Tammy Faye Baker and an Afghan hound.

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The woof! The woof! The woof is on fire!

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It's close to DFW airport. When you have a corporate jet, nothing says Live Like a Christian Rock Star, when you park your Gulfstream at DFW and walk past all the minions suffering through the TSA process and body scanners.

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<i>"The higher the hair, the closer to God."</i>

If her hair were any higher, she'd qualify as an astronaut.

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