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Bagels of Doom's avatar

When even fucking Indiana of all places sees the writing on the wall.

Also, let's not forget that Obama won the state in 2008.

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superdave's avatar

Yup, the Indiana Pubs are scared for their own hides. And Trump is to stupid to realize all this gerrymander is going to bite him in the ass.

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Sherry's avatar
1hEdited

I really think that the calls for these harassing tactics are coming from inside the house. Seems very likely that they have a potential nefarious hit team to bully people like the Mafia does.

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Stuart's avatar

Maybe somebody else has already mentioned this, but it's funny: Apparently, during her Grand Jury presentation, Lindsey Halligan kept talking about how they need to "in-diKt" Trump's foes. Finally one of the jurors spoke up and said, "Ms. Halligan, it's pronounced "in-diTe".

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Ojai Ohana's avatar

@J. David

@Evan Hurst

dishonoring

The Kennedy Center Honors

https://ojaiohana.substack.com/p/essay-and-video-dishonoring-the-kennedy?r=5chxge

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Sherry's avatar

“We never had a president hosting the awards before, this is a first. I’m sure they’ll give me great reviews, right?”

“I’ve watched some of the people that host. Jimmy Kimmel was horrible. If I can’t beat out Jimmy Kimmel in terms of talent, then I don’t think I should be president…”

Spoiler..You won't beat out Kimmel. Suck it old man. Just leave and go outside and yell at clouds.

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Andre's avatar

yeah, yeah, yeah, but the REALLY important news is that Nancy Mace is in hiding from the radical left and big Trans. I know this because she has been on every news program she can to show just how hard she is hiding.

At this rate, I have a beeter chance of being governor of South Carolina and I live in MA and am an atheist in favor of open borders and massive restructuring of the criminal-n-corrections industrial complex

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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream's avatar

"Speaker Hakeem Jeffries" oh please dear god no

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Helen Van Patterson Patton's avatar

I dont know any hounds, basset or not, that would lick trumps balls, ew!

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diogenez's avatar

I certainly hope that the Dems retake the House majority, but Jeffries as Speaker? Please, could we have someone with some guts? Someone who will fight?

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AKLynne's avatar

Just want to say that I love your columns, Evan. They are great, and they make me laugh. Thanks

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Cincinnatus's avatar

>>so they have a 9-0 delegation instead of the already-gerrymandered-in-the-GOP’s-favor 7-2 delegation they currently have<

Or, in Indiana terms: 'Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.'

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Shallow state's avatar

Maintaining that the Indiana result is even remotely associated with republican integrity faces the nearly insurmountable scientific barrier that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Even on this the NYT softened it a little for dear leader. They said “more than a dozen” GOP members went against the vote.

It was 21/40. It’s being a little nitpicky I know but “more than a dozen” is an odd way to describe more than half and the number 21.

For example the goal of blackjack is not to get “more than a dozen”

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Megan Macomber's avatar

"...the emperor has no dick." Excuse me--the emperor DOES have a dick. He just couldn't find it if you offered to handle the magnifying glass for him because he can't reach that far anymore.

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Stuart's avatar
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If the emperor had no dick he'd be a woman, and 80% of our problems would evaporate.

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tehbaddr's avatar

They're still throwing around that Dems killed St. Charlie "The Fucker" Kirk!

Pretty sure it was allegedly that Mormon fellow from a MAGAt family, that was in fact not involved with a trans person.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Been awfully quiet about that, haven't they?

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tehbaddr's avatar

Yes they have, because he's ONE OF THEM!

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Anzu's avatar

Once it became clear that reality wasn't following the narrative they wanted, they stopped talking about it, knowing that the last impression left in MAGA brain memory would be what people believed.

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